The last time I saw Elizabeth Hurley was in my dreams, when I was eating out her tar star. In the waking word, I don’t think Ive seen her since the devil/soul wish flick Bedazzled. She apparently took a sabbatical from acting.  Spending her time raising family and doing charity work (sappy).  However, the sexy Brit is putting her milf tits back in front of the camera. She’s making a comeback. She’s got a voice role in the animated film The Wild Bunch, and now says that she’ll be the ‘evil villain’ in the new Wonder Woman TV series.

The info comes via the actress Twitter account, where she said,

Thrilled to be doing the NBC pilot Wonder Woman. I’ll be playing the evil villain. Can’t wait.

EW adds that “the casting is pending a visa for the actress, that it is considered a guest-starring role, and that Veronica Cale “runs a pharmaceutical company that is making a drug that makes people stronger. She wants to build an army that will, among other devilish things, take down Wonder Woman, whom she’s fiercely jealous of.”

Ugh, that just sounds awful. I am not excited about this Wonder Woman show. I hate the WW character to begin with, and all this news about the show just makes me slam my head against the wall. Seriously, listen to this show outline:

The show is said to be a non-campy take on the character that presents the superhero character as “a vigilante crime fighter in LA but also a successful corporate executive and a modern woman trying to balance all of the elements of her extraordinary life.” Things sound a bit complicated as Wonder Woman will have two alter-egos: a mega-billionaire CEO named Diana Themyscira and Diana’s “plain Jane” assistant Diana Prince.

Blah, right? Sounds less like a super hero action show and more of a “girl in a city” with a  whole bunch of girl drama and shenanigans. Something the 35+ year old woman demographic would rub their tits to. Given it’s written by David E. Kelley (Alley McBeal) I think we know who he’s marketing this to. Certainly not us comic-book fans.

I’ll admit my penis is a bit interested in what Adrianne Palicki (Friday Night Lights) is gonna look like all suited up in the Wonder Woman garb. I may potentially watch the show for the tits.

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