Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

Batman vs Darth Vader. How would that go down? Who would prevail? Leave it to someone and their action figures to find out. (The Mary Sue)


Halloween is right around the corner. What’s the best prop to scare the living shit out of all those trick or treaters? How about an animatronic door with a rampaging psychopath pictured behind it? Perfect. (TDW: Geek)


Excuse me, m’am, I am a rocket surgeon. (Fashionably Geek)


A t-shirt with lessons to live by, lessons to live by people. (Fashionably Geek)


But why do I always have a sense of accomplishment with video games more so than my meaningless, everyday tasks? Is it the trophies or the nifty “Achievement Unlocked” banners? (Nerd Approved)


Relive the glory days of technology. A 166MHz Pentium desktop, with a built-in 28.8 modem, for only $2000! What a swell deal. Throw in that inkjet printer and I’m sold! Check out more old school Best Buy ads on TDW: Geek, they’re a gas.


One’s a neatfreak the other’s a slob! How is this ever going to work out!? Oh right, they’re linked telepathically to the same brain. (Fashionably Geek)


Haven’t been creeped out enough lately? It think these weird superhero fetus-babies will do the trick. See more at The Mary Sue.


Remember how everybody was parodying the Inception trailer last year? This year, it’s clearly The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Here’s the Doctor Who version, The Girl with The Eleventh Doctor Who, compiled with clips from the latest episode, “The God Complex.” Totally awesome. (Nerdist)


Are you familiar with Lorem Ipsum? The Latin space filler text used for mockups before you have anything worthwhile to write? Well, enter Samuel L. Ipsum, a text filler with attitude. Perfect when you need to mockup a website and don’t want to appear like a Latin-lovin’ pussy. (TDW: Geek)


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