Nerdy Bits, The Sh*t You Skipped: Meet the Wampug, Epic ‘Space Jam’-‘Immortals’ Mash-Up,The Whovian Prayer and MOAR!
Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.
Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Witness what might be the greatest costume…ever. For a dog anyway. Meet the Wampug.
Chubbs is owned by uber Star Wars fan, Star Wars Chick. She says,
Every year I make a new costume for my girl Chubbs and this year was no exception. This year she became the dreaded Hoth Wampug! Here she coming directly from her photoshoot and looking cute as can be!
I take back everything I’v ever said about how dumb and pathetic animals look dressed in costumes. Because this is too awesome, too adorable, and guys, she’s a Wampug. Fuck, if they could collect the DNA of the fictional creature, the Wampa, and blend it with a pug’s, it would be the single greatest pet ever. (Laughing Squid)
Prepare for a most disturbing Mario & Sonic comic,
AHHH! Kirby, what are your doing inside Sonic’s hollowed out head? AHH!! What the hell did you do to Sonic?!?! (Nerd Approved)
A most incredible mash-up of Space Jam and The Immortals. Show this to your kids if they can’t understand why Michael Jordan is a big deal. (The Mary Sue)
And all the companions, settled in for bed and said together, The Whovian Prayer. (~Emmylyn-24)
You’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. But I’ll be damned, there, everyone knows my name. (Obvious Winner)
For whichever sect of Nerd religion you follow, either Star Wars or Star Trek,
Can you believe these were made from these,
Ah, yes. So many jokes could go here about Kirk and Spock and nuts. So many. (Geek Tyrant)
Mario meets Peaches’ parents, and everything goes simply spectacularly well in this Robot Chicken sketch. [adult swim]
This Optimus Prime costume is amazing! I don’t believe he transforms, and I don’t know where he’d keep his trailer if he did. The costume is amazing nonetheless. ‘Course, they could have chosen a better internet reveal then strolling though a parking garage. (Geek Tyrant)
Our final Nerdy Bit is dedicated to all you out there spending every waking moment battling in Skyrim. (Dorkly)
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And, yes, that is Joss Whedon riding a Kevin Smith with bacon wings. Your welcome.