Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

Mario rescues Toad, to their mutual delight in this video by Dorkly. Nothing gay about this…

In the second part of an extensive interview at Honest Publishing, Alan Moore (Watchmen, V For Vendetta) responds to Frank Miller‘s (Sin City) recent comments about the Occupy movement. This is why I worship Alan Moore! He’s a curmudgeony old bastard that articulates himself respectivly, unlike Miller who spewed specious hate towards the Occupiers.

Via: ComicsAlliance

Life would be so much better as a cartoon. On the other hand, there’s no point in being immortal if I don’t have genitals.

Via: 9Gag

In addition to having Moscow, Russia, host a premiere of Marvel’s The Avengers, with cast members present, recent reports suggests that Disney is planning the same for Italy! Read the [Google Translate] excerpt from Tuttograts below for the so-far available specs.

The [event] in Italy is scheduled for April 25, 2012 Professional Days and from Sorrento currently and announcement that the premier of the film touches with the interpreter present the delight of many fans.

cast members who will participate should be nine, but [we] obviously [have] yet to know the names. It ‘was Stephen Bethelen head of distribution at the news that the cast of the film will be on the red carpet Milan ready to sign autographs for fans glia. In fact at first the event was announced in Rome, but then there was a counter-ad with the correction of Milan. For now you just have to wait for further developments and news about this great event which certainly will block traffic for a day of the Madonna of the city. Stay tuned!

We also discover that Milan will [have] the official launch with a special event organized by Disney Italy, the ‘Marvel week’ in which there will also be attended by a number of initiatives and actors interpret the Joss Whedon film that brings together the Marvel superheroes, from Black Widow Captain America in an adventure that will involve them all.

Via: ComicBookMovie

Meet Chad & Angie. Chad makes musical pop culture parodies. Angie stands around and bounces her boobs back and forth. The duo combined their super powers of music and boobs and formed ScreenTeamShow – a YouTube channel dedicated to geeky vlogs and songs. The pairs newest video titled “Eminemw3” is a parody of Eminem’s “Without Me” and the new video game Modern Warfare 3. The tune is fun, but it’s worth a watch solely for Angie’s boobs, which are amazingly bouncy. Follow the bouncing boob…

If you can’t duck it, fuck it. True nerd words to live by. I wouldn’t tattoo it on my flesh, but still…

Via: fyeahtattoos

Dude, I am high as a mother fucker right now. I’m in between realities , so I can’t tell if the following video is real or not. If it is real, then not only is this the future of movie viewing, but it makes the fucking holodeck from Star Trek real.

Check out this guy’s room totally change into the movie he is watching! No SFX, no post production, no cuts, everything you see here is supposedly 100% for real.

“By attaching the PlayStation Move to the camera, we can track projections to screens in real time, enhancing the effect of spatial deformation and false perspective on the projections and allowing viewers to look round (virtual) corners, bend walls, create a hole in the wall, or remove the walls altogether to reveal vast expanses of virtual worlds.”

I didn’t understand a word of that (high remember), but this is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. Seriously, a watermelon hat!?!?

Via: ObviousWinner

The Doctor Who Christmas Special airs in just a  few weeks. Here’s a set of brand new pics from the set and production! The special will be airing on Christmas Day on the BBC, and on BBC America. While X-Mas special is undoubtedly going to be awesome, it will be the last time we see the Doctor for about a year. Boo!

Via: The Mary Sue

Skyrim  – the misheard lyrics. What is heard here, can not be unheard. Seriously, you won’t ever be able to watch the Skyrim trailer again with out hearing these fake lyrics.

Via: GeeksAreSexy

Seth Green and Matthew Senreich, creators Robot Chicken, announced this weekend that they would be merging their producing business, Stoopid Monkey, with stop-motion studio Buddy Systems, to launching their very own stop-motion studio. And call it Stoopid Buddy Stoodios.

Stoopid Buddy Stoodios’ first productions will be the upcoming Season 6 of Adult Swim’s top-rated series Robot Chicken and the show’s tribute to the characters in the DC Comics universe. As a result, ShadowMachine Films, which had been co-producing Robot Chicken with Stoopid Monkey and handling physical production of the series, will no longer be involved in it… [Buddy Systems heads Eric] Towner and [John] Harvatine, repped by The Gotham Group, were animators on seasons 2 and 3 of Robot Chicken before leaving to found stop-motion production company Buddy System Studios four years ago.

Will this be a good thing for the duo? I dunno. Seriously, I didn’t even read the quote, I have no idea what’s going on here. I just posted because the name “Stoopid Buddy Stoodious” amused me.

Via: GeekTyrant

Infinite Yum’s made this incredibly detailed Ewok Village cake. I wonder if they listened to the Ewoks Yub Nub song while making it.

Via: i09

That great disturbance in the force? It’s my dick. The stripper in a Boba Fett helmet above made me jet pack off my seat.

Via: ObviousWinner

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