Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.


Above: The Hobbit trailer gets the sweded treatment. It’s a spot on parody. You’ll love the little changes in the presentation of the dwarves and their somber sing-a-long. The execution of this swede is top notch. (The Mary Sue)


If you’re in the need for some laugh out loud funny then please watch this compilation of gaming fails from 2011. Collected here with witty commentary are a series of epic failures in gaming, whether they be user error or some seriously freaky bugs. Complete dickery in HALO, yup it’s there. Creepy mutated soldiers from Battlefield. Yup. (Nerd Approved)


I mean, come on. You know who he’s supposed to be and I know who he’s supposed to be. Isn’t that in some cases, a win? Hmm…yeah, okay, not really. It is a pretty pathetic Iron Man costume. Is that tissue paper? (Fashionably Geek)


Really!? Snakes and Ladders? That’s a game where we still have superiority? (XKCD)


Imagine Skyrim set in 2012. How would the games mechanics translate to today? Hilariously it would seem. John and Justin Grosjean, GoBroPros, take you on a trip to Whiterun, circa 2012. (TDW: Geek)


The Goomba Revolution. (Fashionably Geek)


Imagine, if you will, lyrics to James Bond’s theme? How would you describe 007 with song? Like a completely arrogant prick who fucks as many women as possible then flies off with a jetpack? (io9)


And now here’s every James Bond film illustrated in pictograms by Bryan Lenning. (Laughing Squid)


Just because, why not, the storm trooper bonking his head in the Death Star. (Geeks Are Sexy)


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