Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at

ABOVE: King Koopa crochet sweater turns your tortoise into Bowser. Mehehe, turtles got a “derp” face. [ObviousWinner]


Bumblee got a (body) paint job. I never realized how much Bumble Bee’s exhaust pipe resembles a vagina, until now. [FashionablyGeek]


Come to the Darkside, we have an AT-AT liquor cabinet. Suck it, rebel scum. [Neatorama]


Grump Cat plush. It’s filled with stuffing, and grumpy-ness. $19.99 from Entertainment Earth. Pre-order her now and she arrives in September. [GeekAlerts]


80’s TV show cars made out of LEGO bricks. [Brothers Brick]


Target is selling some neato Marvel 3D art night lights and this Captain America Shield is one of them. [NerdApproved]


Hey bub, you hungry? Red Robin has just added two new burgers that tie in with The Wolverine called the Berserker Burger and Kuzuri Style Tavern Double. The Berserker Burger is a fire-grilled burger topped with zesty aioli, spicy pickles, Sriracha onion straws and Cheddar cheese on a brioche bun. The Kuzuri Style Tavern Double is the Red’s Double with Samurai slaw, ginger garlic wonton strips, and cilantro. [Grub Grade]

George R.R. Martin responds to Game of Thrones backlash. He frolics in a fountain of your tears.  [Dorkly]

The infamous red wedding ruins another life. This has got to be one of the most apt parodies ever. [YouTube]

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