Ah. Science. Is there anything it can’t do? I remember back in the day when all science was, was vinegar and baking soda (It made a voluptuous volcanic eruption). Or unzipping a frog from tits to testicles with an Exacto Knife to open it up and say…Hey!…L-look?!…

SPOILER ALERT: So at the end of The Passion of the Christ, well, Jesus….Dies. I know. And during his days wrapped in a linen shroud, inside his tomb, it was rumored that his blood seeped through, leaving an impression of his full body on the outside. So, now, my dreams of an afterlife have now been shattered by someone other than my mother, yes, Italians. Apparently the coveted and sacred Shroud of Turin has been dubunked by a group of Atheist and Agnostic scientists (I wonder if they’re biased?) and say that the Shroud is a man made fraud, and Jesus may not have flown away into the sky on Easter (See Real Sci-FI! And Fantasy!)!!!

The shroud bears the figure of a crucified man, complete with blood seeping out of nailed hands and feet, and believers say Christ’s image was recorded on the linen fibers at the time of his resurrection.
Scientists have reproduced the shroud using materials and methods that were available in the 14th century, the Italian Committee for Checking Claims on the Paranormal said.
The group said in a statement this is further evidence the shroud is a medieval forgery. In 1988, scientists used radiocarbon dating to determine it was made in the 13th or 14th century.
But the dispute continued because experts couldn’t explain how the faint brown discoloration was produced, imprinting on the cloth a negative image centuries before the invention of photography.
Many still believe that the shroud “has unexplainable characteristics that cannot be reproduced by human means,” lead scientist Luigi Garlaschelli said in the statement. “The result obtained clearly indicates that this could be done with the use of inexpensive materials and with a quite simple procedure.”
I don’t even know WHATS REAL ANY LONGER!!!!!!
So, to make a long story short, The Passion of the Christ’s ending is now being called into question as being real or fraud. If you look closely you will see that the shroud WAS there Italian Scientists…Check out the archive footage below.

(Actual Footage)

Category: Film, Nerd Culture


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