The passing of time is a gross thought. Why just think of Harry Potter. It’s been 10 years since ‘Sorcerer’s Stone’ (2001). 10 years! FUCK! In that time Daniel Radcliffes balls have dropped. Emma Watson grew some tits and Rupert Grint expanded into a full blown ginger. All 3 are adults now. It’s makes me feel awfully old watching someone grow up on screen. It’s disgusting. In addition, much like life in time, the films themselves have gone from fun and innocent, to dark and complex. It’s nuts when you bookend the films and compare.

Anyway, a new poster for the final film has been released. Excuse me, part 2 of the final film. The poster features a bloodied Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) and Lord Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes) as they stare into each other’s eyes with a wand in between. I can only wait for the inevitable  gay porn parody in which the wand is replaced by a dick.

In the franchise finale of the Harry Potter film series, Voldemort’s power is growing stronger. He now has control over the Ministry of Magic and Hogwarts. Harry, Ron, and Hermione decide to finish Dumbledore’s work and find the rest of the Horcruxes to defeat the Dark Lord. But little hope remains for them, so everything they do must go as planned.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 is scheduled for worldwide theatrical release beginning July 15th, 2011, and stars Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Bonnie Wright, Ralph Fiennes, Helena Bonham Carter, Alan Rickman, Emma Thompson, Bill Nighy, Tom Felton & Jason Issacs.


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