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The childlike wonder with which Mark Wahlberg delivers the declaration “GUYS, I THINK WE JUST FOUND A TRANSFORMER!” will go down in the annals of history as maybe one of the best line readings EVER. Despite having hated all of Michael Bay’s previous Transformers motion pictures, my ticket for Terry Hoytes v. Robots is 100% sold (fuck Batman v. Superman — this is the really real cinematic showdown). Now there’s an international trailer (complete with Chinese (?) subtitles) to sell the remaining few of you who weren’t already down with this clash of titans. (more…)

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As the Michael Bay money machine rolls on, Transformers: Age of Extinction continues its marketing deluge. With little over a month to go before it hits the big screen, the powers-that-be would like to fill as many seats as possible. And so, we present to you three new TV spots along with a brand new poster for the film. Scroll on to drown in all the Transformers explody-ness that you can possibly handle. (more…)

age of extinction

Considering that Transformers: Age of Extinction opens in theaters in less than two months, the news that the production has just added two new cast members might sound a little odd. The movie is in post and has to be ready to go very soon, so what does the Michael Bay movie machine think it’s doing when it grabs up John Goodman and Ken Watanabe? No, Bay hasn’t gone insane. There’s actually a good reason for it and you can scroll on for the details. (more…)

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I know, you were just so excited to see a Transformers: Age of Extinction trailer, and you are so stoked for the return of Michael Bay to this franchise because everything he touches is 360 degrees of awesome. You were so blinded by the joy that you can be forgiven for missing a pretty prominent bit of viral promotion, a little Easter egg that fans can have some fun with as we eagerly await the release of Age of Extinction this summer. (more…)

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Because we know you just can’t get enough of looking at cars driving, shit being destroyed and Michael Bay’s handsome, sexy face, we here at Nerd Bastards bring to you (via the magic of the Internetz) some photos from the set of Transformers: Age of Extinction, including a pic of Bay with what has to be the strangest sex toy I’ve ever seen in my life.  Scroll down with your mousey-thing to revel in their beauty.

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