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ABOVE: Ever wonder what Super Mario Bros. would be like if instead it would be Super Mario Sisters. Knowing the Japanese and the love of a girl in uniform with a skirt I’m kind of surprised we haven’t seen a gender-swapped edition. Nintendo, get on that!  Enji Night would make such a cute cover girl. (Fashionably Geek)