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This time on RadioBastard: Thunder Dream, Jeremy and Jason experience Tuscan cuisine and go for a rain water ass-douches at a premium spa that they found on Groupon back when it was still a thing. They also pose for an erotic calendar that should be available in the show store just as soon as we build a show store — out of brick and mortar. #OldSchool

Do you want to know about the topics that will topple under the thrust of our mind force on this week’s episode? Groovy. (more…)

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This time on The BastardCast, Jason and Jeremy discuss the world of the psychic and supernatural while also investigating the world of ghost dating. Also, the pain and gain of bad boys trying to throw an air conditioner at Michael Bay, crack addled mice, the mustache hall of fame, bacon and your bits, and President Terminator and Vice President Dennis Rodman. (more…)

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This week on The Bastardcast, Jeremy and Jason welcome Nerdbastard and Blastr word pooper-outer Mathew Jackson to venture out into the super unknown and discuss the burden in Jon Hamm‘s hand (wordboy means his dick, “Hamm Dickgate Part 2”), the majesty of Zombie Time Traveling Dragon Weekend, aka Time Traveling Dragon Zombie Weekend, aka… you get the picture… Doctor Who and Game of Thrones are back! The Walking Dead is going away! We’re talking about it!!

Also on the show!

Can Independence Day 2 and Independence Day 3 outshine the original while blowing up the outside world? Ash Williams has been away too long, will the rumored Army of Darkness sequel live to rise? Not enough for you? How about Jason becoming a born again Nerdist fan and the mystery of Heisenberg’s stolen script, bitch!?

Holy great pillowy boob-resembley cloud in the sky! You want more? Fine, how about we talk about a great innovation in sexy time? A bacon condom that both looks and tastes like bacon when you have bacon-y big dumb sex? How about that slice of butter fried greatness? We don’t even care that the Vandelay Industries pastrami flavored condom never took off, this is better!

C’mon folks, WRAP YOUR HAMM IN BACON AND DELTA YOUR BURKE!!! (Listen to the show to get that reference.)

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The Bastarcast: We really like Soundgarden and exclamation points!

 

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This week on this thing that is stellar (aka The Bastardcast): Jeremy and Jason deal with the death of Amanda Bynes Drakenated downstairs corridor, the disappointment that is Denny’s Baconated menu, how to escape the Escape from New York reboot, the trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness About The Notion of What Star Trek Was Before JJ Abrams, and a madcap scheme to partially own part of a guy’s face.

These fine gentlemen also talk about the small reason why one particular couple in Taiwan are getting a divorce, the big reason why Jon Hamm is suddenly a social pariah (hint: his new rap names are Ol’ BRICK DICK and Hamm sausage McWiggle), Jason’s wife found him on Twitter, and Jean Claude Van Damme is thinking about doing things to the Marvel Movie Universe.
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The Bastardcast: We have boundary issues.

Jason and Jeremy discus Jason’s lightsaber problem and then talk about feeling… something. Also, eBay enters the theater of social networking with a collector twist, someone casts a resurrection spell on MySpace, bacon is disappearing at an alarming level, and there is Ghostbusters 3 news to be infuriated by. Also, we have more than a confirmed nod from Patrick Stewart about X-Men: Days of Future Past and the guys ooh, ahh, and oy at the Toys R’ Us top 15 toys of 2012 list.

Then in the MAIN EVENT: Jason and Jeremy debate the value of Mark Millar becoming the kaiser of Fox’ Marvel film slate and ponder if he is being brought in to enhance their films or just stand out as a nerd mascot.

Speaking of the art of debate, the guys have a new segment called VERSUS where they quickly scuffle over the important questions of our time. This week: Ninja’s VERSUS Jedi. The best part? You decide the winner!

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The Bastardcast, the official podcast of the Bacon Preservation Society of North America.

Welcome bastards to a new installment of “Stuff You Want, Things You Need, & Everything You Can’t Have” by yours truly, Eric aka geektrooper. I’m back to inform you about some of the awesome goods out on the market for your collecting pleasure. One of my favorite spots to shop online has to be ThinkGeek (Stuff for Smart Masses). So, why not do a list of some of the newest and coolest stuff that ThinkGeek has to offer. Beware of Timmy the Monkey.

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(Article by nerdbastards contributor Mark Poynter, A.K.A Mordrun)

Have you ever had something or someone, that once you notice it or them, that’s all you see everywhere you look?  After posting the photo of Wil Wheaton in an elf suit giving the camera the finger . . . all Wheaton, all the time.  So I thought, I’ll check out some forums I haven’t been to in a while.  Posts in forums tend to take strange twists and turns that come out of no where.  The post starts out simple enough . . . What’s your best type of post?  I am reading down the thread, getting ready to throw out my two cents about the topic when, BLAM!  Suddenly I am inexplicably hungry, horny, and amused, all at the same time.

TheWeem shot back:

Oh yea?

I see your Betty White, your Bea Arthur, and Estelle Getty and Rue McClanahan, and I raise you ALL of them playing D&D with Wil Wheaton in the middle of an iconic D&D bar fight, framed in bacon…

CarlZog did make one good point:

Going from a Bea Arthur raise directly to this is akin to a serious breach of double dog dare etiquette: socially awkward in its timing, but inspiringly bold in its execution.

What else could I possibly add?

LARGER IMAGE AFTER THE JUMP

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(Article by nerdbastards contributor Mark Poynter, A.K.A Mordrun with art by Jodee Rose )

Oh the weather outside is frightful,
And the Wookie is drunk on Red Bull,
But since Spock had no place to go,
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
It doesn’t show signs of stopping,
The Wookie just peed now I’m mopping,
Spock’s long winded stories really blow,
Shovel snow! Shovel snow! Shovel snow!
Now Spock goes to kiss me goodnight,
Oh God, Vulcan tongue just ain’t right,
Now the Wookie’s a holding me tight,
Call a plow, clear the snow, end this night.
My patience is slowly dying,
As Spock and the Wookie are good-bying,
Oh I wish that they would just go,
Oh my God where the hell are their clothes!

Everyone loves a good Christmas carol, and everyone likes a good Gift list. NerdBastards are no exception. In this age of Uber Time Management why not combine the two into a NerdBastard original! Click through to the full NerdBastard 12 Days of Christmas and gift idea Carol!

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