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Have any of y’all made a New Year’s resolution for 2011? Do they happen to be video game themed resolutions? I got a couple that involves me whoring more trophies than I usually do so that I can show off a bigger e-penis to whoever wants to look at it (please look at it).

The always funny folks at Dorkly set us up with seven known video game characters and their New Year’s resolution. From the Master Chief pictured above to Solid Snake, as well as Sonic the Hedgehog and the silent Gordon Freeman, each character’s resolution fits well and bound to make you laugh (or at least chuckle).

So click the jump button to check the funny resolutions out and see if any of them will inspire you to make your own New Year’s resolution. Who know’s, maybe the one that has something to do with a bird that’s angry all the time will encourage you to have less nerd rage for the new year.

Source: Dorkly

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Epic Food Art

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I was just tooling around on the internet and found this picture.  I needed to share it with you.  It was like a burning need.  This is one of the Big Daddys from the Bioshock video game series made completely out of food.  Including a Little Sister behind him made of HAM!  HAM!  This was found on a site where there were more pictures like this but the Big Daddy stood out to me.  Check out the other cool food pictures here.

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Ah, the age old argument, is video game art? Some say it is, some say it’s not, I say if it’s fun, its art. Well, the fine folks at Worth1000 held a contest to fuse modern video game characters with classic arts from the Renaissance era and the results are just awesome. Hell, even Crash Bandicoot got some love and thats always good to see. You got memorable characters and franchise from Microsoft, Nintendo, and Sony. Some of these are awesome and after the jump check out some more art like the Mario one above, where Mario is safe with God only till Kratos shows up whooping them both, now that, that would be art. (more…)

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Big Daddys. Boy did they freak me out when I played Bioshock for the first time… They were a pain to face. Once I defeated one however, it was awesome, as I jumped up and yelled out that I was the greatest video game player in the world (Yeah I know, its pathetic). Well, in your return to Rapture for Bioshock 2, 2K has you playing as a Big Daddy. NOW you get to face the faster, slender (and kinky) Big Sister, as well as a slew of other bizarre, big basterdly baddies. There is the Brute Splicer, which, I’m sure is the fat mindless mess your shocking in the commercials, who needs a shit ton of fire, ice, electricity and old fashioned lead to shred. From what I’ve read there is also more options to harvest your precious, Unobtainium-like Adam. Not only ripping open a cute little Zombie girl anymore but finding Adam slugs along the ocean floor, which is another place you get to traverse, while watching splicers being mutilated by other Big Daddys silently as you peep through windows. How do you get on the ocean floor? Oh. It’s when The Big Sister floods out your multi-leveled level by breakin’ the glass. Besides getting all that, the old token bad guy at the end of every level is a Big Sister, yes my friends…There isn’t just one.

So like  heroin and chasing that dragon you never really catch, capture some Rapture. I’m ready for some deep sea diving.

The game will be available next week for the PC, Playstation 3, and -Box 360. After the jump, check out the trailer that 2K revealed on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.

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Who’s Your Daddy

Topless Robot nabbed some bad ass fan footage of  Harrison Krix of Volpin Props, and he details exactly how you can make your own Big Daddy here. If I had any savvy with arts and crafts I would wear this thing to work EVERYDAY. Check it out. Some people go the extra mile…Some go 500 more, just to be the man that would walk a thousand miles and fall down at your door.