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ABOVE: That is a real working Nintendo NES controller coffee table. And for the smidgen of a price, only $3,500 it can be yours! (Geeks of Doom)


Say it’s your birthday (if not, just go with it) and your friends know your a huge Star Wars Nerd. You’ve collected everything that could be collected on our planet Earth, you even have the rare ultra large Chewbacca. What can your friends possibly do to give your bad Jedi self a proper birthday party with more booze then an Alderaan bar? How about getting ice and turning it into one kick ass Star Destroyer, that you can drink out of!

It’s a 2 meter wide exhaust port, filled with Goldschlager (more…)