Birthdays

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: That is a real working Nintendo NES controller coffee table. And for the smidgen of a price, only $3,500 it can be yours! (Geeks of Doom)

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Say it’s your birthday (if not, just go with it) and your friends know your a huge Star Wars Nerd. You’ve collected everything that could be collected on our planet Earth, you even have the rare ultra large Chewbacca. What can your friends possibly do to give your bad Jedi self a proper birthday party with more booze then an Alderaan bar? How about getting ice and turning it into one kick ass Star Destroyer, that you can drink out of!

It’s a 2 meter wide exhaust port, filled with Goldschlager (more…)