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You may remember a little cross-promotion we did a few months back with our friends over at Will Pwn 4 Food and their awesome in-development debut game called Dodgebots. The one that will let you chose between ‘Free to Play’ and ‘Pay to Play’ modes in a variety of fast-paced 3D arenas for real cash and prizes all from the comfort of your own home.

Well, time flies. The game has now officially launched over at willpwn4food.com!

Featuring art and design from former Nerd Bastards’ writer Blake Stevenson, a match/game in Dodgebots can last anywhere from several minutes in length to day long tournaments with multiple opponents all looking for that top spot. In an official press release from Will Pwn 4 Food’s Master Chief Executive Officer Ivan Lukianchuk described what gamers can expect from their debut title:

“We wanted a game that was simple and short, but that would provide an adrenaline packed experience that would make your heart pound and your hands shake. We combined the fast action dodging of Unreal Tournament with the insanity and instinct driven nature of sudden death Bomberman matches. What resulted is a game that allows players with the most skills to outlast those who can’t handle the pressure, and reap the resulting rewards.”

Playable across all major browsers with the Unity Webplayer, Dodgebots is one of those flagship titles that draws a player in and continues to bring the good times, much like Goldeneye did in the heyday of Nintendo 64 or Halo 4 currently does with the Xbox 360. A hybrid of our childhood love of robots and our mortal fear of dodge balls, geared towards those looking to get a little more out of their gaming experience in a fun and easy to learn game with tons of play-ability and enjoyment.

These Canucks from Waterloo, Ontario can and should be proud of all their success so far, they have a lot more coming their way.

Be sure to check out the gallery after the jump for what you can personally expect and head over to willpwn4food.com and register yourself for some robot running, ball dodging action now.
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The Interwebz is a great place for nerdy art and the like. A lot of the time it’s fuckin’ weird shit like a Wampa sucking off a Rancor and shit like that. But there are a lot of awesome things that we see on a daily basis, and we’re lazy nerd bastards so we just round them all up once a week for your nerdgasm glory.


Artist Derek Hass has created this neato superhero art which lines up something from the characters costume and their civilian attire. Each piece has been given a nice little worn down vintage style simplistic design. If you’re a sucker for prints, you can buy the likes of Spider-Man, Wolverine, The Hulk, Batman and more by clicking here.

Click the jump for plushies, shirts and MOAR!
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and the fan is me! That’s right your very own nerd bastard @blakestevenson. I first saw the Red State teaser poster early last week and was very, very excited about it. So much so that I had to do my own vision of the poster! If your interested in checking out more of my work check out my website jetpacksandrollerskates.com or follow me on twitter. Hope you guys enjoy another peek into fanboy artistry.

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It’s a bird, it’s a plane…no wait it’s Naked Joss Whedon in S&M Gear Riding Kevin Smith with Bacon Wings?! From the twisted mind of Luke Gallagher (nerdbastards.com) and Nerd Illustrator Blake Stevenson (jetpacksandrollerskates.com / nerdbastards.com) comes a geeks wet dream! HELLS YES!

don’t forget to check out Blake Stevenson’s Illustrations site Jetpacks and Rollerskates!

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Nerd Bastardcast Ep 23 – Guest: Jon Christensen (/gamer … /film sister site), True Blood Finale, Resident Evil is awful, Gemma Arteron as Ripley? Zombieland 2! Bruce Campbell, Alan Moore the Jerk, Dark Tower TV series? and much more.

Raw, Dirty, Gritty and Nerdy. We are the Inglorious Nerd Bastards.
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Nerd Bastardcast Ep 20 – Scott Pilgrim totally does the box office flop, Spider-Man Musical will be scored by U2?! Lord of the Rings Theme Park, Was the Star Wars Deleted Scene  Worth it and More.

So get U2 to do the Spider Man musical score and blow your brains out… Raw, dirty, gritty and nerdy we are the inglorious nerd bastards.

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