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From the harsh terrible wastelands (the internet) come two brave heroes (chubby guys with microphones) to do battle with (talk about) the evils of this world (ok, that last bit might be pretty accurate.) This week, Jeremy and Jason run through how Snoop Dogg failed grade 8 history, why Alan Thicke and his wife aced sex-ed, and where Harry Shearer will have to accept that job has the school janitor.

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While product placement in movies is nothing new, Warner Bros. has taken it to new highs with the forthcoming Superman reboot. While Man of Steel is still a week away the movie has already grossed $170 Million thanks to a staggering 98 promotional partners not to mention the free advertising that comes with it.

Yes, I know, this is ultra exciting and not using italics to denote sarcasm at all. Let’s pause for a moment and enjoy the Nokia sponsored Man of Steel TV spot airing now. “Nokia, because your iPhone can’t stop a bullet.(more…)

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at

Above: Delorean Limo. Now this is how you take your mom to the school dance.  [ObviousWinner]