A Long Time Ago In A Fuzzy Wuzzy Cutey Far Far Away


Today, Lucasfilm and Fox Home Entertainment released Star Wars: The Complete Saga on Blu-ray. After weeks of internet based nerd rage, we will finally have it in our sweating cheetos dusted hands. I hate you George Lucas, I hate you for what you have done.

This, however is not a post about that. This is a post about healing and celebrating the Holy Trilogy the only way I know how. With KITTIES!

Youtuber FinalCutKing has released the 2nd in what I hope will at least be a trilogy, (if you haven’t seen the first one, its HERE). Jedi Kittens Strike Back:

 You are powerless against a X-wing and Tie Fightin’ kittens.

You’ve really got to hand it to the dude, its got the awww and awe factor and the special effects work out great. Man, I really hope he is happy with the special effects, I don’t want to be back here ten years from now bitching about Jedi Kittens: Special Edition.

Mr. Mittens Shot First!

*EDITORS NOTE: This above post was writter by Nerd Bastard contributor Jeremy j! Hudson.

The Interwebz is a great place for artists to share their nerdy work, even though the majority of the time it’s a bunch of fuckin’ weird shit like Jesus pr0n or something. There is a ton of awesome shit to check out every day but we’re fuckin’ lazy bastards so it just gets rounded up once a week to keep your reward centers happy. This week, I bring to you another stock pile of art from the other side of the fuckin’ world (as I melt in the heat)!

It’s an Angry Bird dressed up as Batman! Or it’s an Angry Bat. Whatever. But this dude’s come up with a bunch of superhero inspired Angry Birds and perhaps it’s because I’m an Angry Birds addict that I find them all supremely amusing. Check out the website for more!


Nyan Cat Even Pisses Captain Kirk Off

By now you’ve seen the dreaded Nyan Cat, the latest in annoying Memes sweeping the Internet. A weird blend of a cat, pop-tart and Japanese pop. Nobody is immune to it’s level of annoyance, not even Captain James T. Kirk. Watch as the Captain and his merry lovers crew match wits with Nyan in a highly illogical encounter. Just another video of Kirk beating some poor pussy(cat), Roddenberry would be so proud.

Via: The Mary Sue

The Princess Bride Reenacted… With Cats!

This video is made of awesome and win.  These people decided they were going to re-do the entire Miracle Max scene from The Princess Bride using cats instead of characters for certain parts.  The guy playing Miracle Max doesn’t do a bad Billy Crystal impression, either.  The acting probably isn’t the greatest you’ve ever seen, but it’s entertaining nonetheless.  Check it out, and “have fun stormin’ the castle”!