child stars

I’m sure you spend all of your time wondering where the child stars of movies past are now. We’ve compiled a fair amount of before and after pictures for y’all to check out, some of which you probably expect and some of which will be a surprise to you. Let’s get started!

Let’s start with something that we all expect to see. Taylor Momsen is most known for her role as Cindy Lou Who in the 2000 film, How The Grinch Stole Christmas.  Over the course of the years, she landed a role on Gossip Girl and she’s now some badass singer chick.  Or something.  She blames her parents for her shitty attitude and bitchiness, actively tells young girls to twiddle themselves and flashes her tits at concerts.  No big deal.  She’s really matured!

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[Editors Note: ‘Guess Who Monday’ is a weekly feature here at nerdbastards, where we challenge you to take a look at the latest, grown up, former child star and see if you can guess who they use to be. ]

Today’s ‘Guess Who’ was one of the few child stars who managed to keep their shit together. A string of TV work like 7th Heaven, ER, Law and Order, one episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and the new 90210! But, who was she in the day? Hint:  She had a few powers, but none such as impressive as her magic fingers. (more…)

Perla Haney-Jardine

[Editors Note: ‘Guess Who Monday’ is a weekly feature here at nerdbastards, where we challenge you to take a look at the latest, grown up, former child star and see if you can guess who they use to be. ]

There are a bunch of you pervy pedo fucks out there that look at young actress’s and try to innocently say “How old is she again? She looks older”, “Oh, I’m just saying she’s a pretty girl”, “Yeah…I mean, when she’s OLDER, she’ll be hot”.

Yeah right. You are disgusting, and you’re not fooling anyone. I don’t care if the age of consent laws throughout most of the world are 12-16, with USA being one of the only exceptions. You are one sick son of a bitch!

With that said, today’s ‘Guess Who’ actress was indeed a cute kid in her 2004 break-out role and she certainly is growing up fast.

Who is this adorable little lass? Well, I’ll give you a hint. Her fictional mother once took out 88 men (Well, there wasn’t really 88 of them.) and her daddy was not sadistic, but masochistic.

If you haven’t got it figured out then you really need to watch more movies. HIT THE JUMP for the reveal.

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Sean Brody x 2

[Editors Note: ‘Guess Who Monday’ is a weekly feature here at nerdbastards, where we challenge you to take a look at the latest, grown up, former child star and see if you can guess who they use to be. ]

Hey, it’s my local H&R Block rep!! This guy rules! last year, this guy got me back over a grand in tax…Wait..He’s not? He was an actor? But he looks like such a working class stiff!!?? But now I come to find he was a huge part of childhood!! So, who was he? (more…)

Davey

[Editors Note: ‘Guess Who Monday’ is a weekly feature here at nerdbastards, where we challenge you to take a look at the latest, grown up, former child star and see if you can guess who they use to be. ]

Derp!!! This kid is one Buck toothed Fuckface!! Strangely that he’s grown INTO it and not away from it. Child actor? Check. Series of well played child roles? Check. Fall from grace?..Hmm, not quite. What is the deal with this resume, quite odd if you ask me. Who was this swaying tree of strife? (more…)

Guess Who Mondays- “Ouch”

Robert McNaughton

(‘Guess Who Monday’ is a weekly feature here at nerdbastards, where we challenge you to take a look at the latest, grown up, former child star and see if you can guess who they use to be. )

Ouch is right. Take a look at this murderer (We at NB know this man is not a murderer, but appearances are scary)! Good god, I don’t even have words to describe this Ex-Child Star. Only that you will be surprised. (more…)

NoahHathaway04

(Guess Who Friday is a weekly feature here at nerdbastards where we challenge you to guess the latest known or lesser known child star of nerd pop culture from the days of yore (70’s, 80’s, 90’s), who have all grown up. Lets take a gentleman’s bet and see if you can figure out today’s ‘Guess Who’. Warning: we are not responsible for any shocked, appalled or arousing feelings which may incur.)

Who is this douche bag…Or Bag O’Douche as Dane Cook would say? (I just wanted to say Bag O douche) This guy seems to have not allowed his shining child star be his demise.  GUUUUUUUEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS WHO HE WAS!!!???  Here is a piece of trivia to help you on the journey…He Played Harry Potter in 1986. Now theres a puzzle for ya. Why on earth would this, now 39 year old, play Harry Potter!!?? Find out why, after the jump!! (more…)

Toby

Guess Who Monday is a weekly feature here at nerdbastards where we challenge you to guess the latest known or lesser known child star of nerd pop culture from the days of yore (70’s, 80’s, 90’s), who have all grown up. Lets take a gentleman’s bet and see if you can figure out today’s ‘Guess Who’. Warning: we are not responsible for any shocked, appalled or arousing feelings which may incur.

Who is this strapping young lad? Who WAS he? English born, the cheeky fucker was in one of our most beloved fantasy movies of ALL time, but has fallen into a strange profession since he got ” All Growed Up”. (more…)