A Long Time Ago In A Fuzzy Wuzzy Cutey Far Far Away


Today, Lucasfilm and Fox Home Entertainment released Star Wars: The Complete Saga on Blu-ray. After weeks of internet based nerd rage, we will finally have it in our sweating cheetos dusted hands. I hate you George Lucas, I hate you for what you have done.

This, however is not a post about that. This is a post about healing and celebrating the Holy Trilogy the only way I know how. With KITTIES!

Youtuber FinalCutKing has released the 2nd in what I hope will at least be a trilogy, (if you haven’t seen the first one, its HERE). Jedi Kittens Strike Back:

 You are powerless against a X-wing and Tie Fightin’ kittens.

You’ve really got to hand it to the dude, its got the awww and awe factor and the special effects work out great. Man, I really hope he is happy with the special effects, I don’t want to be back here ten years from now bitching about Jedi Kittens: Special Edition.

Mr. Mittens Shot First!

*EDITORS NOTE: This above post was writter by Nerd Bastard contributor Jeremy j! Hudson.

Hello Kitty is one of the most famous animated characters ever.

But, did you know that she is also a huge nerd and loves to dress up (called “cosplay”) as various characters from movies, real-life and comic books?

My favorites are Thor, Superman and Pulp Fiction. Which are yours?

Check out a sample of the immense variety, and cuteness, that some creative cartooning can result in below the jump!

You can buy shirts for $24 each from the artist yayzuz by clicking here.


Adorable Star Wars Mice

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What do you get when you combine Star Wars, yarn and mice?

The answer: Possibly the CUTEST thing you will see all day! Not only will these please the Star Wars fan in hour house, but probably anyone else who sees them.

Check them out below the jump, as well as all the other adorable little critters (including Harry Potter mice, Lord of the Rings mice, Doctor Who and many more!) at The House of Mouse.


I Choose You….(virginity)

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2 Things. 1.) the chances of this getting you laid are mathematically insignificant 2.) It’s actually kind of adorable.  Also he get’s bonus points for renaming all his high level  Pokemon just for her (in case you weren’t in the know, you can only do this once). Is this the Nerdiest way to ask someone out? Probably. Have a better story? Let us know in the comments. Check out the picture in it’s full sized adorableness after the jump.  (more…)

The Tiniest Ninja Turtle


I apparently am the only one brave enough to post cute things here on the site. It could have something to do with my having boobs. In any case this is the cutest mother f’n Ninja Turtle you ever did see! This is a photo from Master Splinters baby book of the gang. Raphael is off to make a little pizza and have some tiny turtle sex on a baby April. This is getting weird… never mind. LOOK HOW CUTE!


This has to be the cutest fucking thing ever. A tiny Gandalf plushy? Look at those cute beady little offset eyes. Oh man they are peering into my soul, right now. I need to bring him home immediately.On a side note, I think in an attempt to make the Orc cute they accidentally made a Kif (of Futurama) plush. By clicking their names you too can pick up your very own snuggly version of Frodo, Gandalf, Legolas and Kif..sorry an Orc!


Iron Baby Man


Iron Baby Man (boy? I’m not sure) is saving the world….with cuteness. I don’t like babies, I think they are weird tiny shells of people that constantly leak smelly fluids, but Iron Baby Man is pretty damn adorable. The fact that he’s filthy rich and brilliant is a point in his favor as well…but really how brilliant can you be if you sit in your own poop all day? I will refrain from making the Steven Hawking joke that was going to follow that. Instead let’s just watch Iron Baby!

source: io9


star-fox-corgi1Just playing. That’s just the cutest and best dressed welsh corgi I’ve ever freaking seen. What dog sleeps like that? And wears epic video game garb, throwing the users of the internet into a whirlwind of mixed emotions? It’s like watching the goddamn Notebook. I’ve cried, laughed, been horrified and masturbated over the duration of seeing this picture, and I’ve only been writing this article for like 5 minutes. Oh well.. After you get over the initial shock of how accurately this tiny dog portrays Fox McCloud, you have to ask yourself one question. “Is it wrong to dress innocent animals up like the things we love in life?” The answer is Hell No. There should be no moral dilemma to dressing my cat up as Lion-O. AND THERE ISN’T, believe me. Morals are for losers, like the Amish. And I shouldn’t get any flak for that comment, because I know that none of you bastards are amish, because they don’t even use electricity. But, I’m not sure if that’s correct, so don’t hold me to it. I’m looking forward to hopefully seeing Falco, Peppy, Star Wolf, but not Slippy.. HOLY SHIT she was annoying, right? Well enjoy!