Darth Talon

The Interwebz, where nerd art runs wild. From the secret webcam videos of Princess Leia and her little pocket saber,  to the Avengers after-hour “meetings” and even rumored secret to Wil Wheaton‘s everlasting youth (hint: fresh fan blood). Hey it’s the Internet people, it’s not just stock photo memes and funny cat videos. Luckily there is always the counter balance of mind blowing nerd based art. We collect it, you enjoy it, and we are all better for it.

ABOVE: The dark side of the force is awesome! You get to force choke people, swing lightsabers without remorse and be naked whenever you want, just like Darth Talon. Try and contain your midichlorians with this NSFW link by digital artist Darthhell young padawans. [Obvious Winner]

Hit the jump for Doctor Who, adoreable tradgities and a near topless Wonder Woman!

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ABOVE: Darth Talon. A Sith amazingly (and NSFWly) rendered in full 3D by darthhell, while she may not technically part of the ‘expanded universe’ it’s safe to say something expanded. In my pants. [Obvious Winner]

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It’s fairly obvious to everyone that sex sells. It’s a mystery to me why George Lucas, the capitalist that he is has pretty much failed to take advantage of the sexy side of Star Wars. Seriously how long do you expect fans to stare at slave Leia? Well shit, ain’t that a dumb question but that’s beside the point. Give us some more sexy toys to gawk at, damn you! While you ponder which characters of the female persuasion you want to throw at us next I will gladly accept Sideshows  Darth Talon Premium format figure.

I know, I know she’s just a toy but you will have to excuse me for a moment. Staring at the product pic has made something funny happen in my pants. Here read the info after the jump while I figure out what’s going on down there.

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