Dr. Mrs. The Monarch

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Above: Had the crew of the Enterprise in TNG worn latex uniforms, there’d have been no need for the Picard manuever. Though, I cringe at the thought of Worf in skintight latex, as I’m sure so does he. These Star Trek latex costumes from Poison Candy Latex will be premiere at Montreal Comic Con as part of their new line of pop culture latex outfits. Pricing info coming soon. (Fashionably Geek)


If there’s one show that truly exemplies the spirit of Christmas, it’s The Venture Bros. Why else would creators Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer create exclusive holiday singles every year since 2004?! You can’t say to get in on a season of profit because the singles are available at A Site Called Fred for FREE. See, they’re doing this totally in the spirit of giving. And hilarity.

This year’s carol is a loving, angry, charming duet between The Monarch and his partner in duoship, Dr. Mrs. The Monarch. Together they sing “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” and it’s simply maaaarrrvelous (said in a low, gravely voice). You can download to own the MP3 here with a simple right click, or visit A Site Called Fred to stream and listen to the whole collection. One I must suggest, “The Chipmunk Song” performed by The Monarch, Henchman 21 and The Moppets, Kevin and Tim-Tom. Vulgar and full of Christmas cheer, what could be better!?

Source: io9