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Porn parodies are really, all the rage right now. Basically, you’re film is shit unless you’ve got a porno parody. Enter, The Dark Knight Rises XXX. Yes, Christopher Nolan‘s Batman finale isn’t even finished filming and a porn parody is right around the corner.

Check out the trailer below.

Hilarious? Arousing? So, you liked it, I take it? Well, guess what? It’s a FAKE! A super funny-totally awesome-oh gawd how I wish it was real-fake. Seriously, who wouldn’t watch this? Porn or not this is a damn funny video. And a little meta, parody of porn parody. Whoa.

While the recent slew of porn parodies have been really funny, none of them are as dead on in their poking-fun of the Nolan films and Batman in general. Maybe the porn industry could give these guys a call for a script, they can add the gratuitous sex and cum shots in post.