Eddie Izzard


Playstation Network‘s adaptation of Brian Michael BendisPowers, the second go around at it, has some new cast photos making the Internet rounds. The first attempt didn’t make it past the Pilot stage for the FX Network, but the powers that be liked the concept material enough to give them another go at it, albeit with a different cast and moving it to the Playstation Network. Let’s take a look at the cast in costume. (more…)


GIDEON: He’s the Devil, Mr. Graham. He’s smoke. You can’t “catch” the Ripper–he won’t be caught…if you want him, you’re going to have to kill him.

GRAHAM: Fair enough.


In all seriousness–if you haven’t seen this episode, but plan to in the near future (on the web, on TiVo, on OnDemand, etc…), I STRONGLY suggest you postpone reading this review until after you do.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you…



“It’s like remembering something from your childhood…and you don’t know if it’s your memory or a friend’s memory. Then you realize, sadly, that it was just a photo in an old book…”

–Dr. Abel Gideon


Ah, Guillermo!

If you’ve been paying attention: You’ll notice that Guillermo Navarro directed the only two Hannibal episodes that I had anything significantly negative to say about: “Coquilles” and “Trou Normand”.

In both cases, an interesting KOTW was introduced, but could not be integrated into the continuing story line all that well. The killer felt tacked on to the adventures of Hannibal and his Super Friends.

The solution? Bring in a “Killer of the Week” that was already an established character:


That’s Eddie Izzard as Dr. Abel Gideon once again. Just to recap: Dr. Gideon was a patient at the Baltimore State Hospital For The Criminally Insane. He murdered his wife and her family–was a model prisoner for several years, and then, seemingly out of the blue, savagely murdered a nurse in the hospital in the manner of the legendary, still at large Chesapeake Ripper. This made the monumentally idiotic and egocentric Dr. Frederick Chilton (Raul Esparza) believe that his patient, Dr. Gideon, was indeed the Ripper…and he had no qualms about “suggesting” to his patient that this might be the case.

But WE know who the Ripper is, don’t we kiddies?


And I’ll tell you right now, there is probably less Hannibal Lecter in this ep than in any this season…So be prepared for that. He has a convo with Will early on, then disappears until almost the end.

This episode is almost exclusively the story of Dr. Gideon’s escape from confinement, and the merry kiling spree he goes on. See, Gideon is so utterly confused as to who he really is anymore, that he’s decided to whack every psychiatrist who ever examined, analyzed, profiled, or treated him….In his mind, they stole his identity–and he’ll get it back when the REAL Cheaspeake Ripper sees his work and seeks him out.
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Meanwhile, Will’s encephalitis (a secret still known only to Lecter) continues to worsen. He’s hallucinating more and more…which culminates in him actually capturing Gideon–only he doesn’t KNOW it’s Gideon: Will sees Garrett Jacob Hobbs–the serial killer from the pilot Will shot, and who has been haunting first his nightmares, and now his delusions ever since. He actually takes Gideon, at gunpoint, to Lecter–he wants his trusty psychiatrist to confirm that he really is seeing Hobbs. Hannibal lies to him, tells Will that there is no one there–which confuses the hell out of Gideon, though he’s smart enough to keep his mouth shut.


Confused by what he is seeing, and what Lecter is telling him, Will suffers a mild seizure and loses consciousness. Now the Drs. Lecter and Gideon have a chance to talk in “private”.

Lecter sics Gideon on Dr. Alana Bloom, another shrink that once treated him…which is where Will finds him–and shoots him dead before passing out again.

Will is REALLY fucked up, folks…but he’s in better shape than Dr. Chilton–follow me to “STRONG POINTS”:


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My girl Freddie (Lara Jean Chorostecki) is back. Remember that article that she was supposed to write for her blog at the behest of the FBI to help draw out the Chesapeake Ripper? Well, it got Gideon’s attention, and she got a front row seat to a bit of improvised surgical theatre where Gideon cut open the still conscious Dr. Chilton, and began removing a few not quite vital organs.

Freddie was unharmed, but the scene lead me to wonder if they were REALLY going to violate Thomas Harris canon and let Gideon kill either Chilton or Lounds. That’s one of my favorite aspects to this series: All the little details designed solely to appeal to the hardcore Harris readers. By canon, Lounds is killed by Francis Dolarhyde, AKA the Red Dragon…and Chilton is assumed to have been murdered by Lecter sometime after his escape at the end of Silence of the Lambs, though this is never confirmed.

Hannibal constantly approaches the edge of making drastic changes to Harris’ story, and then pulls back–it’s very cleverly done.

This is definitely Guillermo Navarro’s best episode. Navarro is better known as the cinematographer for another Guillermo: del Toro. He’s shot nearly every Guillermo del Toro film–including the upcoming Pacific Rim. Navarro has a magnificent eye, but was weak in storytelling–until now.



I love Eddie Izzard, please don’t mistake me–but there’s nothing so awesome that can’t become tedious with overexposure (except maybe Bruce Campbell). It’s not so much that there’s too much Izzard, it’s more that there wasn’t enough of everybody else…

Furthermore, Will was so zonked out in this ep that he didn’t get much meaningful interaction with the rest of the cast beyond everyone asking him if he’s okay…that tends to get a little old, too.

Anyhoo, “Rôti” was a worthwhile episode solely for being Navarro‘s best effort, if nothing else. Next week they seem to be playing with the idea of making Will the KOTW…I doubt that’s how it’s gonna turn out, but we’ll see.

Oh, and I’ll be bringing the food metaphors back for the last two episodes of the season–in case anyone missed them.

Later, friends!

The fate of Bryan Fuller‘s Munsters update, Mockingbird Lane is still up in the air. In fact, its future relies completely on whether or not the pilot, now being aired as a Halloween special Friday October 26th at 8pm, pulls in high enough numbers that NBC decides to pursue the series. Obviously, Fuller would like to see that happen but I’m sure NBC would like some of their $10 million investment back as well.

To build the anticipation for the show a new clip’s been released. Check it out below and let us know if you’ll be catching Mockingbird Lane this Friday on NBC.

I kind of like what I’m seeing here. There’s not a lot of substance to this scene, but I like the visual effects they’re showing off. And if there’s a lot this, I can see where that $10 million went.

UPDATE: There’s been a second clip released featuring Herman and Eddie,

Coming Soon also a pretty comprehensive synopsis of the pilot. I wouldn’t consider it too much of a spoiler, unless you wanted to know absolutely nothing about the show.

In Mockingbird Lane, sweet little Eddie Munster (Mason Cook) is a normal kid about to enter the horrors of puberty. Truth is, he’s about to discover that for him becoming a teenager means growing hair in truly unexpected places — as in all over his body — every time the moon is full! Eddie’s got it pretty good though. His loving, supportive, run-of-the-mill family includes his mom Lily (Portia de Rossi), the daughter of Dracula; his dad Herman (Jerry O’Connell), who brings new meaning to “Frankenstein”; and Grandpa (Eddie Izzard), who would give Dracula a run for his money if he weren’t actually Dracula! Of course then there’s creepy cousin Marilyn (Charity Wakefield), who’s really the odd one because she’s so completely normal.

Buying a house these days is a nightmare, so Herman and Lily are shocked that no one scooped up the rambling Victorian mansion at 1313 Mockingbird Lane that was the site of a series of grisly hobo murders. Settling into their new place, they’re quickly onto the mission at hand: to gently ease Eddie into the reality of his werewolf adolescence. But it’s not always so easy to accept that your child is a little “different” from the rest of the kids. Meanwhile, Herman, who works as a funeral director, is suffering from a heart condition. Since he’s made up mostly of spare parts, he knew his makeshift heart would eventually give out. No worries though, because Grandpa, who is pretty good at procuring body parts, is on the case. All Herman cares about is finding a new heart with the same capacity to love Lily as much as he has for so many decades.

I think this sounds like a really imaginative updating of the classic 60s sitcom, so I hope its pilot performs well and we can see a series next year. Don’t forget, if you want more you better tune in Friday at 8pm on NBC!

It’s with a degree of disappoint that the news came this week that NBC was abandoning Mockingbird Lane, a modern re-imagining of The Munsters from writer Bryan Fuller and director Bryan Singer, in favor of burning off the pilot as a Halloween special. Of course, that’s better treatment than Wonder Woman got a couple of years ago, but still, what could be so horrible about the finished Mockingbird Lane project that NBC wants to air it out and bury it fast?

The answer may shock you, and can be determined for yourself after the jump: (more…)

So Deadline is reporting that Bryan Fuller‘s Munsters remake Mockingbird Lane is being met with resounding indifference by NBC and is not looking good for going to series sometime later this season.

So that’s the end of that, right?

Not so fast, says Fuller himself. He had this to say on his Twitter feed soon after the “news” broke:

NBC just informed me the Deadline article regarding was Dead Wrong. Stay tuned for updates!

“Dead Wrong.” That sounds promising.

As you’ll recall, Mockingbird Lane is one of two high profile projects that Fuller is working for NBC, the other is Hannibal, a prequel series of sorts about the pre-jail days of Hannibal Lector.

Mockingbird Lane stars Jerry O’Connell as Frankenstein Herman Munster, Portia de Rossi as his vampire wife Lily, and Eddie Izzard as father-in-law Grandpa. Based on the classic 60s sitcom The Munsters, the updated Mockingbird Lane promises to be a cross between True Blood and Modern Family in terms of style.

Still, one wonders what might be going on behind the scenes at the show. What is the source of Deadline’s intel, and is there really any cause for concern on the set of the show? Interesting times. We’ll keep you posted with developments.

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They say working in the entertainment industry requires one to sacrifice both their privacy and their scruples, but Alan Spencer is the rare exception. Big in the 80s with the hillarious cult cop comedy Sledge Hammer!, Spencer retreated to the comfort of script doctoring for years prior to IFC’s new action-comedy Bullet in the Face.

Spencer talks about his time as a script writer, his vow to do original work, the sad state of violence in our society, and the comedy legends that shaped his career.

It’s been about 15 years since you had your name on something — what was it about Bullet in the Face that drew you back into the spotlight? Its the interviews right? You missed those most of all right?

Alan Spencer: Yes, I do miss talking about myself incessantly… Well you know, it’s very difficult to get TV shows on the air. It’s really difficult to get anything on TV unless you do crime, but then you have to aim high.

Or reality TV…

Spencer: Yeah that’s just it. I had success in the 80s with an unconventional show and I was being told to think more conventional, and even though a network will develop unconventional things or even shoot the pilot, when it comes time to put it on the air it’s a real passive aggressive experience. Its like Jekyll and Hyde basically because Mr. Hyde shows up and tells you how terirble you are and they beat you — it’s very bizarre, it’s very bizarre that they will make something and spend the money to shoot it and then say we don’t have a place for this.

I never understood that part of the process anyhow — because a studio can make a number of films — some of them are great, some of them are terrible — but invariably they come out, invariably they get released. Where a network can make a lot of pilots and some of them are marvelous and some of them are outright fantastic and they never see the light of day — and now they kind of wind up on YouTube. It’s a very, very strange process so I retreated into a simpler life of being a script doctor and being behind the scenes because I was just tired of that constant rejection. If I want rejection, I’ll go to a bar…

This came to me and it was unexpected. IFC came to me — you know when Sledge Hammer! came out on DVD and sold so well world wide, networks were coming back to me and asking me to develop for them and I said no and when you say no they come after you all the more. Jim Abrahams and I teamed up and we wrote the most devastating satire on a procedural that Jim was goona direct and the networks still said no while they were admitting it was hilarious. So, you know, I just didn’t care anymore and IFC came to me and they wanted to do an action comedy. They’d begun developing something that didn’t work and had the kernel of something so I wound up writing it as a lark and I didn’t expect it to get shot and I thought it wasnt going to be. Then I get a call from IFC saying we’re not goona make this pilot — and I assumed as much because I made it real self indulgent — and then they said were goona go straight to series and we’re goona need you to write them all and I was thrown. You can’t plan your life, you know what I mean Jason? The last thing I expected was a six episode order but their operating like the BBC does — limited orders, the creative writing involved. They operate more like the BBC at IFC because they can read too, which is helpful.

I hear it’s fundamental or something…

Spencer: Yeah, yeah it is.

The word controversial is practically a part of the title — everything I read about it is “The controversial Bullet in the Face” and that was a label applied to it prior to this recent run of gun related tragedies. If you were starting the script today, would you approach it any differently, and if so how?

Spencer: No. No, I wouldn’t. I anticipate this.

Well yeah, its not like these things aren’t always happening.

Spencer: Yeah Jason, this is the truth, this is the world we live in. I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again — when random acts of violence start happening with greater frequency they’re no longer random and they become our way of life. We’re not shocked. We’re not as shocked when we hear about the shootings. What we react to is the new location that was chosen. You know, because then it’s a new place that we’re no longer safe, that we have anxiety and trepidation about. We’ve had our schools, we’ve had post offices, we’ve had workplaces, but now a venue where we’re supposed to relax and escape was chosen. It was only a matter of time because I know people… of law enforcement are my friends, both from doing my series which they enjoyed — I have a good relationship with the cops because during the day they would request scenes from Sledge Hammer! for training videos because they would use it as examples of what not to do…


That’s true, and I would give permission for that. So I have friends in the FBI and law enforcement and they said that their two greatest fears were a movie theater and a hotel because they have lax security. Either you buy a ticket and go in or you get a room and check in. They don’t frisk you, they assume. But now the movie going experience is goona be different and there is some precedence for this. In the 60s there was a murder that was inspired by Psycho and they asked Alfred Hitchcock “How do you feel about this? Do you feel responsible?” and he didn’t. He said no, the person should be tried for murder and plagariasm. Some people didn’t know that Psycho was based on a real life serial killer or a real life killer, but I’m sure that you knew that…

Don’t… don’t over estimate my intelligence… I did not know that actually.

Spencer: Well okay, well it’s all fine. If you don’t know about someone that mumifies people you’re allowed. It’s not one of the best things in life to be well versed on, but when I shot a movie, when I directed a movie in Texas in 1991 there was the Luby’s Massacre in a cafeteria there where somebody just showed up and shot 23 people. So these happen a lot and the third episode of Bullet in the Face touches upon this stuff.


Spencer: And so I wouldn’t change anything at all about doing it, if anything I would just… it’s disturbing because people automatically assume somebody is evil or a young person is evil or mentally ill — which they could be — but a lot of times they blame their influences. They point fingers at the wrong things whether its The Matrix or… The New York Times wrote a story blaming Warner Bros. saying that they had a history of violent films from the 30’s gangster movies [to] Dirty Harry and The Wild Bunch, which are wonderful movies, which are morality plays. I don’t know anybody that walked out of The Wild Bunch and said “hey let’s go shoot up a bar”. So these are very intelligent movies, and certainly Christopher Nolan has raised the bar with his stuff but I contend that people are going to do this anyhow. If it’s a movie that draws them to assuming a persona… you know if that movie didn’t exist they’d find something else because they do it all the time, because it’s a very sad state of the world.

I hate being so paranoid late at night but I’ve always been. If I’m in a coffee shop late at night I’m always looking around. There was a 7-Eleven, I walked in once and I was reaching for a pen and I felt the clerk get nervous and I had to realize, you know, it’s three in the morning: “Oh he thinks I’m this” and then he certainly calmed down.

It was a horrible tragedy, I’m sorry people lost lives, I’m sorry that it couldn’t have been prevented. It’s a sad statement about going to the movies, America’s past time that now you have to hear reports on the news about how to be prepared.

You spoke before about the script doctoring; is it hard to remove ego from the process and be at peace with writing something that you’re not goona get credit for?

Spencer: No because it didn’t start with me and I don’t have any emotional investment in it. It’s more detached so it’s — to me it’s like a plumber coming in. You don’t get emotionally involved in those pipes. So whatever happens, good for you. If anything it was a defense against being more emotionally invovled in my own projects.

Speaking of something that you did have an emotional attachment with: Sledge Hammer! — there’s been talk about some kind of movie. Does the low quality of some 80’s remakes or other remakes, does that kind of scare you off of doing a Sledge Hammer! film? That maybe if someone else tries to get their hands on it they’re goona wreck it?

Spencer: Well I wouldn’t let them do it. I’ve been offered many, many times to revive it for TV or movies and I just don’t do it. It was what it should have been. It came close at one point, I was negotiating with a major studio and I was goona write it and then they said that their ideal casting was Larry the Cable Guy and I said no. And people assumed that I wouldnt recast the role because I cast David Rasche and I said I was open to someone else but it would have to be someone like Russell Crowe or something like that. I’m just not a fan of these redos all the time.

Doing research for this, I was really floored by some of the things that you’ve experienced — going on The Gong Show, sneaking onto the set of Young Frankenstein, being mentored by Marty Feldman and befriending Andy Kaufman — Is there a chance that you’ll write an autobiography?

Spencer: People ask me whether I’d write a book or something, you know I’m still living my life so I don’t think about revisiting it. You know, you don’t necessarily evaluate your life as unusual because it’s the only life that you know, so I didn’t realize until later how people viewed what was going on with me or how interesting they felt it was, because I had an unconventional life. But to you it’s the only life you know, so you don’t know its unconventional.

I also read — and I don’t know if this is true or not — but you had made a commitment to yourself after the passing of Andy Kaufman and Marty Feldman that you would focus on non-standard stuff. Is that true, and if so has that commitment been tested?

Spencer: Yes and it is absolutely true Jason, Marty and Andy both worked together in a movie called In God We Tru$t which I was around for, but both Marty and Andy died within quick succession of each other and it was devastating to me. I can remember telling Larry Wilmore, who was also in the pilot of Sledge Hammer!, “God, I’m sorry Marty isn’t here to see this” and I was kind of emotional. It hit me pretty hard, to meet Marty Feldman’s mother at her son’s funeral was nothing that I ever imagined happening and it was bizarre  Marty went away on location and it was like he never returned and Andy, to this day people still think that he faked that.

But you know I wrote an episode of Facts of Life — it was a very special episode to add insult to injury — and not a word of it really was mine. It was this preachy treacle about high school literacy, and to bring a live audience for that was self important and I was ashamed because people were watching who knew I was funny. It had no reflection of me in there or my sensibilities, and you and I both have a kinship with Get Smart, that to me was what a normal sitcom was, that to me was what a half hour comedy was. You know, you laughed out loud at action — I was spoiled by that, so anything where people were just sitting around a kitchen table I just couldnt get into. So it hit me pretty hard to have something out on TV that I wasn’t proud of and you know, its no fault of Facts of Life, its a very nice show, but anyone could have written that. I didn’t want that to be my path in life. I wanted my name on things that were a reflection of my own sensibilities. To me thats the succes of a writer, even if people fail with their movies or tv shows… if it has a singular style to them, an identifiable voice, I think that’s — to me — whats successful about it as long as people can read it and know who wrote this and it doesn’t sound like anyone else you know — that’s what i was more going for.

It’s true, losing both of those wonderful men who were both really nice people… I mean Marty was just — he’s like a real life ET, Marty was just amazing. Andy was a gentle soul too, hes never been properly represented and theyre both incredibly brave fearless voices. So I pretty much vowed to myself that I was just goona try to do shows that aren’t like anything else and… that’s why it’s also meant gaps in production, because I’ve been pressured to conform and I’m not interested in doing that. I didn’t want to do things that other people could do.

Do you think thats a minority view?

Spencer: Well there’s a lot of people that approach TV for the money and I’m sure movies as well. It can turn into that, it’s an easier path but I mean, you know Get Smart faced a lot of rejection to get going. I mean, it’s a harder path but you know what happens for a lot of people, they treat the arts like a day job and they define it by the amount of money they make and the house that they live in and everything but the work itself. And also some people boast about not working hard. There was a producer who said that he had the “no headlights on” rule, I said what does that mean? “It means that when we leave it’s still day, we don’t have our headlights on” — so they were proud of that. Meanwhile when I was working on Sledge Hammer! Id work all night, I’d see the dawn, and [it was] the same with Bullet in the Face.

Is that a view that was instilled in you by people that you’ve been around? [People] like Mel Brooks, people that you kind of… cause I mean you started doing this when you were really young, what was it 16 when you had your first script written?

Spencer: I suppose, yeah I started writing proffesionally at 15. I was writing jokes for Rodney Dangerfield and with Rodney Dangerfield it was a science — he took it very, very seriously. He would work these jokes from the syllable to get the rhythms and everything right. Yeah I don’t know, I’ve been around people that phone it in, we dont like that. Of course Mel Brooks and Marty Feldman and Andy Kaufman with their full commitments set fine examples and that’s how it should be and if you take the arts and apply it to anything else, would you want a brain surgeon that phones it in or is lazy? I don’t think so, but that’s just how I was taught and raised and the examples that I saw and it also helps when you have passion for what youre doing because thats the killer.

When you lose passion for what you’re doing it’s readily apparent and very sad. That was something Malcolm McDowell said that was very interesting about why people like his character in the Clockwork Orange, he said you always have to admire somebody that’s lived their life to the fullest. You’re always going to envy them, no matter what they’re doing — you look at that and you go, “well they’re not part of the 99%.” Look at this, look at what theyre doing — this gusto and flare for what they’re doing. We always admre those people and have envy versus being a non entity. So that’s just always the way it’s goona be. Jim Abrahams, those guys the same thing 100%, putting both feet and a lot of commitment into what you’re doing. It’s a little exhausting but that’s as it should be. You know Mel Brooks said something once that I never forgot, about one of his kids, it was something like: “you should crawl into bed with nothing left, just already falling asleep by the time that you crawl into bed, because you spent your day fully” and that’s how I certainly look at life.

Bullet in the Face premiers on IFC Thursday August 16th and continues on Friday August 17th. 

He is more than a comedian. Eddie Izzard is a thinker who ties his observations on history and society together with a razor sharp wit. Presently touring Europe and delivering his act in French, Izzard took a break from his busy schedule to talk with a small group of reporters and I was lucky enough to be a part of that group. Below is my portion of that conversation with Izzard where we discussed the very violent and very funny IFC show Bullet in the Face, the state of our society, reality TV, and how he wound up playing Grandpa in the Munsters remake Mockingbird Lane.

Bullet in the Face struck me as being a tad less obvious than other spoofs — you got to sneak some things in without an illuminated arrow pointing at the punch lines. It felt like stupid humor for smart people; is that what drew you to the role?

Eddie Izzard: I do like the smart-stupid angle, which is what I play — I actually play it smart-stupid-stupid-smart. This was just a chance for me to go off on a strange and unusual angle as someone who is a complete megalomaniac. I normally don’t do comedies, and this was a drama, but this is all very heightened, so I sort of went for it and didn’t take many prisoners and tried out some different things. I haven’t seen it all, so I don’t know quite how it all lands.

Obviously it’s a farcical but super-violent show at a time when nobody really thinks violence is very funny — is there a concern about a backlash or regret with regard to the timing?

Well, that is always something one has to bear in mind. In America or maybe around the world, it does happen that very violent incidences happen, and one wonders about timing — you couldn’t pre-think that. Um, so yes, I don’t know. I don’t kill that many people in the show; I am in the show, so there you go. It’s just something one has to bear in mind, and these things happen in reality — I haven’t got the answer.

I think that the debate about gun fascination needs to happen in a much larger way. You know, in America a lot of people fight for gun control, the NRA fights for gun expansion. In Europe — maybe because we had the Second World War, and so many people died that we got rid of them — but still, you do those American films… obviously you’re talking in reference to the Batman situation — those films will just draw in a humongous amount of people, and its always war films that are made into films.

No one does democracy. There is no film about Athenian democracy; it’s just not happening. It is a weird thing. I don’t know what the answer to it is, but we don’t talk about it enough — the gun fascination. Myself as a social democrat, I still have a gun fascination, but I like to shoot milk bottles and things like that. We just don’t talk about it enough. Maybe it’s just a primeval thing, which I think it probably is. It’s a very basic primal thing, this hunting thing that we got rid of, and so its still in our brain.

So how you deal with it, how you deal with this in drama… I’m also doing Mockingbird Lane — that’s a very potentially violent thing, but its comedic; it has a comedic edge to it. And there’s tons of vampire films going out. But still, if something like that happened in reality everyone would just flip, and when it does happen people flip. I don’t know the answer to that question, it is just something that… God, will we ever get to the bottom of it? Will we ever get to a happy medium on it?

You still pack your act with loads of historical references, but we seem to be getting dumber as a society. Would it be easier to just talk about reality TV and then have a cry over the downfall of society?

I don’t think society is down-falling…

Well not necessarily “down-falling”, but i think our capacity for information — our storage capacity is lessening. We’re just inundated with so much stuff…

Well, we do like gossip, and we do know that reality TV also costs the TV companies zero cents to make, so obviously they’ve fallen in love with that in a financial way. The bean counters have gone crazy, but it’s also America’s greatest time of drama television and great roles for older actors, more mature actors in their 40s, 50s, 60s, and in the UK as well and probably around the world as well.

I think any time you can take a snapshot and think things are rough, but, you know, I’m surprised that I keep getting audiences. I just played the Hollywood-bloody-Bowl, which is about 15,000, and I’m talking about Greeks, Romans, “Is there a God?”, all that kind of stuff. So while we might think we’re getting dumber, I don’t think anything’s moving. I think there’s always enough smart people and there’s enough dumb people.

Maybe television is shoving out more and more — The Wives of Orange County and The Wives of This Place and The Wives of New Jersey, there’s a lot of wives stuff out there. It’s Car-Crash-TV, and people like to watch it; people like to do it because they get famous and people like to watch it because they think, “Well, my life is not that life.” So gossiping goes back to the early cave people… maybe it’s one’s attitude; I’m a glass is half full [person]. Actually, I’m a glass is three-quarters full person. I am a transvestite who’s got this far, so I should be quite happy.

You mentioned before that there are great roles out there on TV for actors in their 40s, 50s, and 60s — did any vanity creep in before you took the role of Grandpa on Mockingbird Lane? Because I don’t see you as a grandfather. I’m watching the show [Bullet in the Face] last night, and then I watched Dressed to Kill, and I just don’t… you don’t… I can’t believe… you’re not really old enough to be a grandfather is what I’m saying…

(Laughs) Well, I could be, couldn’t I?

Well, biologically… yes, I suppose mathematically, but you just don’t seem like…

I could have worked it out… but yes, indeed. What happened was, I was told of the idea, and, “Hey do you want to be inThe Munsters, in the pilot?”, and I went, “No, this is just not gonna happen.” And then they said, “Well, you know you should have a look at it, because it’s Bryan Fuller who did Pushing Daisies, and he’s looking at you to play this role.” I said, “Grandpa. I really haven’t seen the show, but I’m not Grandpa. That’s not my next move.” I’m very into military moves in terms of how I get up the ladder, and I said the next thing is not “Munsters“, and it’s not “Grandpa”. But then he put it to me, and he told me what he was trying to do with it, and I thought, “Well, this could be intriguing; this could be an interesting role to play.” So I was persuaded by Bryan Fuller to do it, and that’s why I’m there, and we’ll see where we go with it. You know, they may not give it to us, but if they give it to us I think we’ll take it to a place where it will be not quite what people are expecting. If you remember the distance that the original Batman went to Tim Burton’s Batman, that is the distance that we should be taking it. It won’t be the same as that; it won’t be that action. But it will have moved probably something like that distance.

Bullet in the Face will air Thursday and Friday night on IFC at 10/9 C


In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape our sight. Let those who worship evil’s might, beware our power, The Bastardcast’s light!!!

In this episode, Jason is growing out an Alan Moore beard while ceaselessly watching Mohawk Man and the Curiosity Crusade and Jeremy is trying to advance his career as a Hollywood player, forcing Jason to act out a scene with him from Karl Welzein’s un-sold script for Roadhouse 2012: Pain Still Don’t Hurt.

The boys (because these are not men!) also chat about the return of President Camacho, Scully and Mulder, the earnings potential of Annie’s Boobs, and Jason unveils an excerpt from his interview with Eddie Izzard, who talks about why he took the role of Grandpa in the Munsters remake, Mockingbird Lane.

In the MAIN EVENT, Jason and Jeremy take on Joss Whedon’s indentured servitude with Marvel, Ben Affleck’s flirtation with DC, and the chances that a greater push toward television by Marvel and DC could backfire and over-expose comic book heroes.

Then, in DIRTY NERDY SECRETS Jeremy reveals that he is afraid of being probed on a UFO by a Sasquatch, and Jason tells us why all kids who own or have owned a Power Wheels are fucking douche bags, but that there is a sadness to those who, like himself, owned a NES Powerglove.

All of that and the Ghost of Andy Rooney, on this week’s Bastardcast.

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