Ezio

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

Yup, no big deal. ‘Course, I think the Assassin’s symbol on the back of your car might be a dead give away. (Fashionably Geek)

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The Interwebz is a great place for artists to share their nerdy work, even though the majority of the time it’s a bunch of fuckin’ weird shit. There are a ton of awesome things to behold every day but we’re fuckin’ lazy bastards, so we just put it all together once a week to keep your mojos happy. Wands at the ready, y’all!

We’ll start this week off with some awesome Batman art by Bob Strang. It’s entitled “We’re All Batsy in the Belfry”, and includes most of the villains Batman’s pwned over the years. I really like the style and composition of this piece, though — very cool.

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luigi

Yes that is Luigi, that is Luigi if in todays video game world you were given the option to have your playable character as a female. With games today, especially recent Bioware games (Dragon Age: Origins, Mass Effect 1&2), gamers have the choice of what gender they want to play as. After the jump, you’ll see characters such as Lara Croft, Kratos, Link, etc. in a whole light as in a whole new gender. At least this way, some of ya’ll will now have fantasy with the female Link, I mean come on, who  can resist a sexy elf ear chick in a skirt… maybe I have a problem.

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Assassin’s Creed 2 Special Edition

Assassin's Creed II SE

Assassin’s Creed 2 has just announced a collectors edition available only at Gamestop! This special case is full of goodies for a meazly 79.99…20 bucks more. Come on, you cheap ass Nerdbastards! Included is as follws (from what I can tell):

*8.6 Collectable Ezio Statue
*Artbook: The Art of Assassins Creed
*Premium Collectable Metal Case
*Two Exclusive, in-game maps
-Palazzo Medici
-Santa Maria Dei Frari
*Additional content DVD:
-Behind the Scenes of Assassin’s Creed
-Assassin’s Creed II Soundtrack

Hits the stores Nov. 17th….Better be done with BioShock 2 by then.