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Because  veritable sounds of air escaping from ones anus will always be funny, here’s a fart video with, you guessed it, farting.

Our friends from OneMinuteGalactica have completed their trilogy of Star Wars fart videos with Return of the Farting Jedi. Yes, it’s incredibly immature, but you have to admit the timing is perfect. Seriously, when Yoda said “Luke” and had that ascending fart…I almost died! The expression on Luke’s face is priceless.

Farts are funny. Plain and simple. So, may the fart be with you.

I hope OneMinuteGalactica farts up the prequels. Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Fart”, “Star Wars: Episode II Attack of the Farts” and “Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Fart”. That would be worth watching.

The Empire Farts Back! (A Fart Video with Farting)

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When it comes to farting there are two types of people in this world. Type 1: Find farts to be crude, rude, immature, and sophomoric, an insult to common decency. Those people suck. Type 2: (a.k.a the rest of us) find the veritable sounds of air escaping from ones anus to be freaking hilarious. On the other hand, if you think of farts as aerosolized feces, they aren’t so funny.

So, here we are. Our friends from OneMinuteGalactica have gone and farted up Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.. and it has indeed brightened an otherwise lousy day. I am not proud of myself for liking this video, but honestly it is perhaps the best fart bid I’ve ever seen period. Call me immature, but hearing Yoda rip a few (about a 1:30 in) followed by a “hehe! mmm powerful” had me ROFLMFAO.

Only question now is…Will there be a “Return of the Fart?” God I hope so. Oh, what about the prequels? “Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Fart”, “Star Wars: Episode II Attack of the Farts” and “Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Fart”. George Lucas, there’s a DVD re-release you can take to the bank.

20 Classic Movie Farts

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Who doesn’t love a good fart joke?  Call it low-brow, but there is nothing like hearing someone rip one; However, we could all do without the ones that smell like someone’s leftover meatloaf.  It would be cool if farts were like air fresheners and smelled like vanilla or fresh laundry…you know, like those awesome Re-nuzit thingies that Glade makes!  Sadly my friends, things in real life are not that cool.  This is  NOT Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory where the farts smell like snozberries; they smell like shit.  Farts are loud and smelly but that does not make them any less funny.

It’s not the fart itself wherein the humor lies but rather the elements surrounding the situation.  The person’s face when it happens (embarrassment yet also wondering if it was a shart), the way it sounds  also everyone’s reactions around the perpetrator of the fart.  The funniest thing about farts is how taboo they are, even though everybody does it.  Now, it’s one thing if you’re at Thanksgiving dinner and while Dad is carving the turkey as everyone patiently awaits to go into a tryptophan induced nap and you fucking let one go, but just walking down the street one should feel no shame in letting out a rip roaring fart.  On that note, check out this hilarious montage of twenty classic movie farts.

Source:filmdrunk