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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

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Every week the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Every Monday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

This week’s edition: A Doctor Who/Friends theme mash-up, super realistic and creepy statues of Grand Moff Tarkin and Superman, 7 Insane Easter Eggs Hidden in Movies and TV Shows, Princess Leia headphones, cafe with Lego walls, Gameboy iPad cases, the ultimate Star Wars wedding, 10 of our Childhood’s Animated Films That Could Really Bear Closer Inspectation, comic book’s showing up in Barnes & Nobles, Jurassic Park jeep transporting a Companion Cube, authentic G-1 Unicron figure, new Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 posters, incredible Steampunk Ash, Damon Lindelhof burns January Jones, Anne Hathaway gives stunman black eye, C-3PO and Rs-D2 take a sexy adventure, super swimsuits, actors with action figures.

 

With as much drama as there was in Tennant’s Tardis a sitcom parody couldn’t have been far behind. Rose loved him, Martha loved him, Jack, umm, just wanted to do him. And whose Donna, Phoebe? (TheMarySue)

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Do you remember Pokemon (the GameBoy game, the card game, the animated tv show, other video games, and all the other stuff)?

Back in the day, when it first came out, I played and enjoyed the game. Hell, I even watched the show and collected some cards. But, after so many years, HOW is it still popular??

The solution is as simple as the slogan – “Gotta catch ’em all.”

Kids love collecting and finishing something, especially if it involves monsters and fighting, so it embraces the obsessed and compulsive parts of people’s heads and causes them to spend hours and hours playing.

To give an insight into just how silly the anime show was (and, by comparison, the actual game), YouTube user DJChlorine created a 2 minute re-cap of the first episode of the Pokemon tv show. It is simultaneously NSFW, hilarious, and spoils everything about the episode. It must be seen to be believed. Check it out after the jump.

I Choose You….(virginity)

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2 Things. 1.) the chances of this getting you laid are mathematically insignificant 2.) It’s actually kind of adorable.  Also he get’s bonus points for renaming all his high level  Pokemon just for her (in case you weren’t in the know, you can only do this once). Is this the Nerdiest way to ask someone out? Probably. Have a better story? Let us know in the comments. Check out the picture in it’s full sized adorableness after the jump.  (more…)

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Whether you’re getting laid or not, this is fucking awesome. Granted it’s more awesome if you actually get to put it on your penis and then put your penis in a vagina.  Artist Ben Marsh (check out his homepage here) created these badass packages for a sexual awareness campaign. Hang out after the jump for some up close pics and pixelated boobies!   (more…)

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Do you love video games? I mean do you REALLY love video games? Well, today is your lucky day! You can now get down and dirty (or should I say clean) with a wide range of nintendo cartridges; anything from original NES to Nintendo 64. Whether you need to scrub off the grime from your nine to five or just rub one out to picturesque 8-bit princess toadstool this is the soap for you.

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These bars of soap will run you at about $2 – $6 and judging by the pictures only comes in Lime Mint but that has yet to be confirmed. If you would like to get your greasy hands on these fine gems then head over to geeksoap.bitcartel.com. They don’t just stop with cartridges either. If you check out the site they have other wicked geeky soaps like twelve sided die, tri-force, domo, and many many others.

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