Gears of War 3

It is one of this years best selling X-Box 360 titles , but Gears of War 3 is not a “feel good” kind of game. Depressing cut-scenes, gray unsettling landscape, big guns, explosions… it’s a fucking apocalyptic night mare.  Thankfully, IGN hired Rifftrax‘s Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett to verbally assault the cut-scenes of Gears of War 3 with classic MST3K results.

Man, these guys make anything funny.

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With E3 just a week away, you can bet your ass that we’ll be getting ass loads of video game trailers.And it seems that we’re starting off with a trailer from a game series that marked the Xbox 360 as the ultimate third-person shooter console.

Epic Games released their official campaign reveal trailer for Gears of War 3 during the finals of the UEFA Champions League. Just like the name of the game studio, the trailer shows how epic the battle will be in this last installment of the trilogy and having “War Pigs” playing in the background helps set up the fighting mood.

With the addition of four player co-op, mech suits, playable female characters and as Marcus would say, “ten shitloads” of stuff added, are you pumped for the third game or could you care less about it?

Source: Geek Tyrant


Finally we get the announcement of Epic’s Gears of War 3 and folks, as Marcus would say to Dom, it looks like it’ll be ten $#!T loads of awesome. It seems like it is set some time after Gears 2 and we got the regular cast of folks, with Dom not shaving because he is probably depressed still but it also seems like we may also be getting a playable female character (yay, boobs). Other info we get is that there will be a new group of foe called the Lambert, and they are tentacle creatures that evolves while you fight them. They seem to be an enemy to the Locust as well so who knows if there is some twist in teaming up with the Locust.

The game is set to be release April 5th, 2011 and if you can’t wait, well seems like there will be novels that will fill in the time gaps and also introduce the Lambert and hey, you’ll get some Gears 3 stuff for your avatar soon. In the mean time, check out the trailer, titled Ashes to Ashes, after the jump as I believe it captures the feeling of the Gear’s 1 Mad World trailer.

*Update:* Cliff Bleszinski, the man that brought us the Gears franchise, just announced on his Twitter that Gears of War 3 will have a 4 Player integrated Co-op for story mode.