Is Kermit the Frog Going to Jail?

Kermit is now a wanted frog in Germany. According to Bleeding Cool (who will hopefully never clot) the commission for regulating German television (which is also called ZAK) has found Kermit guilty of illegally plugging the release of The Muppets during an appearance on the German commercial network Pro7 during their Disney Day Event. I know, I thought it would be for not wearing pants in public too.

No word on how one hunts down or imprisons a felt puppet, but according to non-existent German officials “ve have vays”. Don’t cry for Kermit though, he’s at an advantage — many offenders break the law and go to prison to then become puppets (of the fuck variety) whereas Kermit will already be pre-puppeted, and really, if Kermit isn’t locked up how will the rest of the Muppets bust him out for the opening act of the upcoming Muppets sequel?

Source: THR

Looks like it time for another six months of tea bagging and high-pitched children screaming into your headsets people. The Call of Duty series is back with it’s eighth installment into the Call of Duty franchise and it’s third in the Modern Warfare storyline. Yes, this is a direct sequel to the 2009 smash hit Modern Warfare 2, meaning key characters like ‘Soap’ MacTavish will make a possible return. Until then check out this special reveal trailer from game 4 of  the NBA Western Conference Finals between the Dallas Mavericks and Oklahoma City Thunder.

N00b tubes at the ready people

So what if that ominous voice sounds like a pissed off midget, he sound’s like he means business in this one. Everyone’s favorites are back in this one: running, gunning, running and gunning. It’s like they know exactly what to give the prepubescent fans waiting to spend their hard earned allowance. Hopefully this doesn’t mean we’ll see historic war footage of a solider saying “LOL” as he crouches on his on a enemy combatant’s face.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 hits shelves everywhere November 8th, 2011 on X-Box 360, PS3 and PC

Via: Geekologie

Master Chief The Popstar

remiq.net_3361This photo is 50% relevant 100% hilarious

What does Master Chief do when he’s not making bad ass head shots and teabagging downed foes? Is he sexin’ up ultra mega super hotties? Doing lines of coke off the ass of a 1000  dollar an hour “lady of the evening”? No as wtf would have it he’s a German pop singer. I’m not going to pretend like I understand the things going on in this video. However using my powers of deduction it appears that Master Chief has crashed landed into a martini party somewhere between his universe,Star Wars, Star Trek, and a sorta celebrity look alike world. Super.