Giveaways

In celebration of San Diego Comic Con 2012 and in the spirit of giving, Nerd Bastards will be holding a most excellent giveaway contest. Yes, it is the largest lot of items that we have ever given away!

Our friends at Hasbro Toys have been shipping us a bunch of goodies for review. NB HQ literally has a pile of toys in the corner. We got sent so much stuff and we really weren’t sure what to do with it all… until now. See, we know you love Nerd Bastards and we love you right back *awkward nerd hug*. There is no way to show just how much we adore you aside from maybe getting a face tattoo of your names and that… that could be costly, so instead  we’re goona give you free shit in exchange for little to no work — that’s a good start, right?

With out further adieu, we are proud to present a word in French and also “The Great Nerd Bastards Giveaway”. You, yes you, can walk away with a big ‘ole box of toys (courtesy of Hasbro); featuring products from G.I. Joe,  The Amazing Spider-Man, Iron Man and other Marvel items. Here’s what’s included:

  1. Iron Man plastic role playing mask
  2. The Avengers Iron Man Tri-Power Repulsor
  3. Amazing Spider-Man role hero FX mask
  4. Amazing Spider-Man Movie 3.75 Inch Action Figure Ultra Poseable SpiderMan and Lizard action figures.
  5. Amazing Spider-Man Electronic Action Figure
  6. San Diego Comic Con SDCC 2012 Jinx AKA Kim Arashikage – GI Joe
  7. San Diego Comic Con SDCC 2012 Marvel Universe Masters of Evil 3-Pack; featuring Baron Zemo, Radioactive Man and Tigershark

7 awesome items. That’s over $150 worth of swag. All for you! Play with them. Sell em’. Donate them. Put figures in unfortunate sexual positions and take photos… do anything you want, everything will be yours!

What exactly do I need to do to win? Simple!

1. You need to follow Nerd Bastards and HasbroNews  on Twitter (@NerdBastards @HasbroNews)

2. Retweet the following message “RT @NerdBastards @HasbroNews 4 Ur Chance to Win a Huge Box of Toys! #NBGiveaway

Contest is applicable to fans who already follow us on Twitter (you just need to RT message).  Multiple tweets are allowed (No limit, but don’t flood the feed. Play nice.). 1 lucky winner will be randomly chosen (Don’t go trying to bribe us with money or boobs. They are certainly welcomed, but they just won’t increase your chances). on Monday 7/16/2012 . The box of toys will be mailed out -free of charge via standard delivery and should be to the lucky lil bastard or bastardette within 1-2 weeks.

Got it? Now, what are you waiting for? Start spreading the Nerd Bastards gospel. DO IT NOW!

 

[UPDATE WE HAVE OUR WINNER] By way of random selection Nerd Bastards has chosen Facebook user Ernest Sandridge as the recipient of the Star Trek Bathrobe. Ernest is one lucky duck! Jealous? Don’t feel too bad, will have more great items to give away in the weeks to come. You’ll get your chance.

In continuation of Nerd Bastards fan appreciation, ThinkGeek.com has given us yet another awesome, nerdy, needful item.

Up this week is a Star Trek science officer bathrobe, so you can explore strange new worlds in fuzzy comfort. Even if you’re not a Vulcan, spending an entire weekend watching Star Trek: The Original Series without one of these comfy bad boys would be…highly illogical.

What exactly do I need to do to win?

There are two things you need to do to win. 1. You need to follow Nerd Bastards on either Twitter (@nerdbastards) or Facebook. 2. You need to tweet or make a wall update  saying “Dammit Jim, I’m a Doctor not a spa manager”.

Contest is applicable to fans who already follow us on Facebook/Twitter (you just need to tweet or make a wall update of the required fore mentioned phrase). Multiple tweets or wall updates are allowed (no limit, but don’t flood the feeds. Play nice.).  1 lucky winner will be randomly chosen (so don’t go trying to bribe us with money or boobs. They are certainly welcomed, they just won’t increase your chances). on Monday 4/11/11. The one size-fits-all robe  will be shipped out (free of charge via standard delivery) within 1-2 weeks.

Got it? Now, what are you waiting for? Start spreading the Nerdbastards/ThinkGeek gospel. DO IT NOW!

If you do not win but still wish to cloth yourself partially, leaving your Vulcan balls/Vajayjay to hang in the wind then you can pick up your own Star Trek science officer robe at thinkgeek.com For $49.99. Captain and Engineer styles available as well.

More on ThinkGeek and Star Trek Robes after the jump

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We appreciate our readers, like a lot. We do what we do because of you.

No fans = No Nerdbastards.com.

There is no way to show just how much we appreciate you, but we got something today that’s very close to doing just that.

So, let me ask you. How do you feel about Playstation 3 and Starz original series  Spartacus: Blood and Sand? We certainly hope you got good feelings for them, because we are giving them away FOR FREE! Yes, that’s right, FREE!

“What’s up”, you say? See our friends from Starz want us to spread the word on their critically acclaimed series Spartacus: Blood and Sand. The First season  is on DVD/Blu-Ray right now and they/we want it on every nerds DVD shelf.

And, if I must say, why wouldn’t they? Spartacus: Blood and Sand is awesome. It’s about  a wronged tribal leader (Spartacus) that must fight for his freedom in the arenas of Rome. It’s filled with backstabbing, plotting, cliques, chicks, jocks, fighting, sex, sex and yea did I say sex (Naked Lucy Lawless!)? It’s a ramped up, blood spraying, full front guilty pleasure, but I digress. The show speaks for itself. To celebrate the boobs, blood, mayhem and chiseled dudes in loin clothes (hey it gives the ladies a reason to watch) Starz has partnered with Nerdbastards. Together we are thanking fans and bringing awareness to those among you that missed out on the show that makes ‘300’ look like a Disney film, by providing the ULTIMATE GIVEAWAY!

We are giving away 3 killer prizes to 3 random, but equally lucky fans that spread the Spartacus gospel on Facebook or Twitter.

“What exactly are the prizes”? “What exactly do I need to do to win”?

Great questions. Here’s the deal:

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