Goldeneye

"Dude, what do you mean all the product has gone bad. LA Looks is supposed to last FOREVER!"

“Dude, what do you mean all the product has gone bad? LA Looks is supposed to last FOREVER!”

Aaron Paul has given up on crank and developed a need… a Need for Speed (Val Kilmer high five!).

He also seems to have developed a penchant for over-grand voiceovers in the first trailer for the upcoming vroom vroom epic, which also stars Dakota Johnson, beetlejuice… Beetlejuice… MICHAEL KEATON, the guy who played Howard Stark (Dominic Cooper), Imogen Poots, and the equally well named quadrumvirate of Sir Maejor, Kid Cudi, Han Soto, and Chillie Mo.

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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

Above: All the awards. Every single one of them, go to this man, because there will never be a better costume. Ever. [Fashionably Geek]

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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

 

ABOVE: At first I was like, “Oh this is kind of adorable.” But then, the longer I look at it, the more freaked out I become. Where are this child’s parents!? Why would they let their freakish, cyclops child free from the basement to terrorize us all? WHY!? (Fashionably Geek)

 

All right, to get that frightening little cyclops girl out of our minds, here’s a top notch Miranda from Mass Effect. Cosplayed Lindze, check out her site for more. (Fashionably Geek)

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If you were a fans of the Nintendo 64 back in the day then you were definitely a fan of the original Goldeneye video game. For many of us that was our first “four-way” outside of the Playstation, spending hours with three of your friends shooting with every manner of 007 gadget and gun you could acquire. Brings back some painful memories too, remember your first tea-bagging fellas, pretty humiliating.

Well load up the P90 and shine that Golden gun because Britain’s smooth talking secret agent is back in Goldeneye: Reloaded 007, coming out on Playstation 3, Xbox 360 and Wii U. This re-imaging of the classic game from RARE has more nostalgia then you could shake a stick at and it looks like fun. Rocking an opening speech from resident villain, Alec Trevelyan it really sets a fresh tone for the same game we played oh so many years ago.

I’m getting slappers just thinking about it.

source: The Daily What

 

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You have not obtained true pop culture status until an idiom (a statement that has meaning beyond the words themselves) has been named based on you. And it is about time that video games got their due!

Some of the ones listed below are pure gold, and I think it is up to us to make them as popular as we can – I for one will try to use at least one a day in conversation.

Thanks to Dorkly.com for the pics.

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The bathroom is upstairs on the right!

Almost 15 years too late but still hilariously funny! All the things you loved and hated about one of the first and best co-op first person shooters on a console. What would’ve happened if they made the bond movie based on the reality of the game? THIS amazing video is what you would have gotten, a civilian partner? The Golden Gun? Everyones unspoken rule on the low ball, blow- I mean Odd Job, and finally bitch slapping!!Just be care of those pesky proximity mind.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.