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First off , this is the single grossest thing that has been seen; this week anyway. When most people are obsessed with a franchise they just collect the merchandise and pimp the product out like there’s no tomorrow. Some crazy few decide to take things one step way too far and go overboard with their fandom. Not even Nurse Joy is gonna try and fix this piece of pokehorror with a blow torch and bleach.

Gotta catch’em all

Pokemon fan Alex Finch must have a serious ‘harden attack’ (Pokemon fans know what that means) in order to get not one but six poke balls tattooed onto his forearm. That’s pretty nerdy in it’s own right and would deserve a swirly from your gym teacher after the jocks were done with you. Yet, Alex decided to level up and get sub-dermal implants underneath each poke ball, giving them a 3D effect. Thank God you covered your face in these full sized images because Alex’s sex life is just like his time playing Pokemon: hours away and he’ll never get past the bushes.

Check out this monstrous act against Human nature for yourself.

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60 Colossal Failures in Cosplay

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San Diego Comic-Con is upon us and while the mecca of nerd media sally fourths it also means the cosplay nerds will be coming out to play. Cosplay being the practice of dressing up like a fictional character and showing off your goods costumes to like minded disinterested fanboys. Well, there are certainly a number of examples of cosplay done right, there is an army of people who, shall we say are rather un-gifted in the looks department, have tried their hand at the cosplay thing, all with rather ugly results.

And, here are 60 examples in the perversion of the practice. Enough, eye gauging, puke inducing costume failures to ruin your entire Comic-Con weekend.

We are sincerely sorry if seeing any of the pictures here scar you for life or make you lose faith in humanity.

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Available at jinx.com

Available at jinx.com

First, someone buy me that shirt in the photo above – everyone knows that Buffy Summers would kick any of those sparkly vampires’ asses. It’s right here at jinx.com. Just $19.99. I’m a small or medium. Thanks.

Next: Ew, ew, EW! I submit the ickiness below as reason #627 why the guys who see “Twilight” are creepy. Um, I guess I should add that the freaks in the “Missed Connections” section of Craigslist are creepy too, huh? Consider it added, and with a double side of EW! Can you believe this weirdo? I guess that’s how you get your kicks in Fargo:

i sat behind you at he midnight showing of New Moon last night. Me: medium height, dark hair, long nails, mysterious. You: straight long blond hair, full ruby lips, you were wearing black cargo pants and a twilight hoodie. as your hair draped down behind your seat i just has to hold it and smell it deeply(pantene. great choice). i dont remember much ov the movie but i will always remember the smell and texture of your hair. the way you sound when you whisper and laugh. after the movie i followed you and your friend to perkin’s. i waited outside in my car so i could watch you eat and smile. i followed you home and made sure you got there safely.i noticed you left you car unlocked so i went to have a look into your life. i can tell by looking in your car that we have a lot in common. if you want your dash ornaments back you will have to meet me and we can have a great time getting to know each other. “grin”

Thanks to NerdSalad.com for the info above and for giving me the heebie-jeebies. *shudder*

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All right. So I’m a pretty vulgar guy that will stomach anything the internet throws at me. Chicks dootin’ into a glass and eating it? My physician prescribed me 2 doses of that every 8 hours. A guy using a mason jar as a stool? What? Was that guy spying on me? He stole my idea! Naked Asian midget with Down’s toilet seat amputee porn? I’m still in the developing stages of that one… this for some reason doesn’t sit right with me, but hear me out anyway. Apparently you can have your very own re-usable Pokemon maxi pad thing. Look at those wings… I wonder if I can teach it Fly? This was brought to my attention via Destructiod.com and I dove deeper, as I usually do with things regarding high tide at the Red Sea, to find the site where you can learn how to make your own pad (thanks Kotaku!). If I had a vagoo, I would totally make one with a target on it, so I could try to work on my menstrual marksmanship.

Here is the link to make your own: EWWWWWWWWWWW. Cooties.