Guess Who Monday

[Editors Note: ‘Guess Who Monday’ is a weekly feature here at nerdbastards, where we challenge you to take a look at the latest, grown up, former child star and see if you can guess who they use to be. ]

Today’s ‘Guess Who’ was one of the few child stars who managed to keep their shit together. A string of TV work like 7th Heaven, ER, Law and Order, one episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and the new 90210! But, who was she in the day? Hint:  She had a few powers, but none such as impressive as her magic fingers. (more…)

Perla Haney-Jardine

[Editors Note: ‘Guess Who Monday’ is a weekly feature here at nerdbastards, where we challenge you to take a look at the latest, grown up, former child star and see if you can guess who they use to be. ]

There are a bunch of you pervy pedo fucks out there that look at young actress’s and try to innocently say “How old is she again? She looks older”, “Oh, I’m just saying she’s a pretty girl”, “Yeah…I mean, when she’s OLDER, she’ll be hot”.

Yeah right. You are disgusting, and you’re not fooling anyone. I don’t care if the age of consent laws throughout most of the world are 12-16, with USA being one of the only exceptions. You are one sick son of a bitch!

With that said, today’s ‘Guess Who’ actress was indeed a cute kid in her 2004 break-out role and she certainly is growing up fast.

Who is this adorable little lass? Well, I’ll give you a hint. Her fictional mother once took out 88 men (Well, there wasn’t really 88 of them.) and her daddy was not sadistic, but masochistic.

If you haven’t got it figured out then you really need to watch more movies. HIT THE JUMP for the reveal.

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Sean Brody x 2

[Editors Note: ‘Guess Who Monday’ is a weekly feature here at nerdbastards, where we challenge you to take a look at the latest, grown up, former child star and see if you can guess who they use to be. ]

Hey, it’s my local H&R Block rep!! This guy rules! last year, this guy got me back over a grand in tax…Wait..He’s not? He was an actor? But he looks like such a working class stiff!!?? But now I come to find he was a huge part of childhood!! So, who was he? (more…)