guess who mondays

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[Editors Note: ‘Guess Who Monday’ is a weekly feature here at nerdbastards, where we challenge you to take a look at the latest, grown up, former child star and see if you can guess who they use to be. ]

Derp!!! This kid is one Buck toothed Fuckface!! Strangely that he’s grown INTO it and not away from it. Child actor? Check. Series of well played child roles? Check. Fall from grace?..Hmm, not quite. What is the deal with this resume, quite odd if you ask me. Who was this swaying tree of strife? (more…)

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(‘Guess Who Monday’ is a weekly feature here at nerdbastards, where we challenge you to take a look at the latest, grown up, former child star and see if you can guess who they use to be. )

Who is this damn dirty hippy? I’ll tell you one thing, he never needs to work again. He singlehandedly almost threw an entire franchise back to the stone age, and while granted he WAS a child star at the time, was hated by millions. The peachy, twinkle of youth has now left this lad and the awkwardness of adulthood has set in. Who he is now only matters to his parents, but who he was, is one of the most important parts of geek mythology. This weeks installment may be a gift to a true, blue blooded Nerdbastard. (more…)

Guess Who Mondays- “Ouch”

Robert McNaughton

(‘Guess Who Monday’ is a weekly feature here at nerdbastards, where we challenge you to take a look at the latest, grown up, former child star and see if you can guess who they use to be. )

Ouch is right. Take a look at this murderer (We at NB know this man is not a murderer, but appearances are scary)! Good god, I don’t even have words to describe this Ex-Child Star. Only that you will be surprised. (more…)

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(‘Guess Who Monday’ is a weekly feature here at nerdbastards, where we challenge you to take a look at the latest, grown up, former child star and see if you can guess who they use to be. )

Cute? Check. Career over? Check. 80’s horror movie girl? You betcha. This girl was your atypical Nazi poster child, blond hair and blue eyes and acting in one of the worst horror movies ever made. RANKED. Lets see who this hot piece of ass was. If you want your world rocked, hit the jump. (more…)

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(‘Guess Who Monday’ is a weekly feature here at nerdbastards, where we challenge you to take a look at the latest, grown up, former child star and see if you can guess who they use to be. )

Wowwy!! Time can make people go from who they WERE to WHAT THE FUCK??! This guy was super cool, although – goofy bastard alert! Even when he was super cool he lent to a certain awkwardness that no superhero could save.

Well, who was he already??!! (more…)

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(‘Guess Who Monday’ is a weekly feature here at nerdbastards, where we challenge you to take a look at the latest, grown up, former child star and see if you can guess who they use to be. )

Hey, look at this cute little girl!! She surpassed my initial thoughts of that “8 year old to 12 year old range” which I call the “Buck-Tooth Fuckface Phase” and turned into such a pretty…What? This is a Boy!!???  There was not a ten year old trans-gender operation? He was such a cute little kid. But can you look into his face and tell who he was? This is a “Gimme” for you guys. If you don’t get it?  Get the fuck of my website! (more…)

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(‘Guess Who Monday’ is a weekly feature here at nerdbastards, where we challenge you to take a look at the lastest, grown up, former child star and see if you can guess who they use to be. )

Guess who this weird looking schmo was? A big part of your childhood that’s who? I mean, I liked him better as a kid, but here’s a hint; he’s  Swiss…Of COURSE he’s weird looking!!! LOL. OK, here’s a real hint. He totally pranced in a forest with Tom Cruise. That’s all you get. Now, how do I always end these little queries of mine? With the obvious question; Who WAS he? (more…)

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(‘Guess Who Monday’ is a weekly feature here at nerdbastards, where we challenge you to take a look at the lastest, grown up, former child star and see if you can guess who they use to be. )

Look at that ass!!  But-Ter-Face?! This busty blond was certainly someone! But that was a long time ago. Here’s here’s a hint. She appeared in a early Faruza Balk film (The Craft). A sequel to one of the biggest movies of all time.

CLICK AFTER THE JUMP “And we’re off to see….” (that was a dead giveaway)

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Who are these two? I wouldn’t have known either if I wasn’t the mad genius writer behind this post! There is no paper trail however to what they are currently up to, and if you can find out what these two are up to, after my revelation you’d be a SUPERFAN. Replicated again and again in parody and in music videos. They don’t look two banged up right? Lets see who these two used to be.
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Who is this weird looking chick? She has stroke mouth. Like her lips are paralyzed or something. Problem is, even as a child actor she had the same Sylvester Stallone mouth. What will blow you….away even more so? Is the fact that when you were in love with this girl and you were a little kid (At least I was), she was already crazy old but looked like she was 12!! That’s absolute insanity! But who was this girl?? That is the question… (more…)