In the Great Hall of the Justice League there are assembled the world’s 2 greatest heroes created from the cosmic legends of the universe — Captain Hudson and Jason Man — there mission: to fight injustice, to fight that which is wrong, and to serve all mankind… with a podcast.

This week on the Bastardcast, Jeremy and Jason suggest some nerdy Olympic counter programming, talk about why chicken restaurants don’t want to serve gay muppets, and then tackle the DIRTY NERDY CONFESSIONS with a special, mystery guest. They also read some tasteful selections from 50 Shades of Grey(Skull)* and then in the first of a special, hard hitting expose, Jason and Jeremy Discuss Whether Old Crap or New Crap is Better If They Don’t Have Anything Else to Talk About: Action Figure Edition. Come for the laughs, stay for the subtle French bigotry.

*Apparently Jimmy Fallon did a similar 50 Shades of Greyskull bit last night. We were unaware of this when we recorded ours because we watch Craig Ferguson when we don’t feel like watching Adult Swim. Also, ours is better. Sorry, it’s the truth.

The magic hashtag: #50ShadesOfGreyskull

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Is Kermit the Frog Going to Jail?

Kermit is now a wanted frog in Germany. According to Bleeding Cool (who will hopefully never clot) the commission for regulating German television (which is also called ZAK) has found Kermit guilty of illegally plugging the release of The Muppets during an appearance on the German commercial network Pro7 during their Disney Day Event. I know, I thought it would be for not wearing pants in public too.

No word on how one hunts down or imprisons a felt puppet, but according to non-existent German officials “ve have vays”. Don’t cry for Kermit though, he’s at an advantage — many offenders break the law and go to prison to then become puppets (of the fuck variety) whereas Kermit will already be pre-puppeted, and really, if Kermit isn’t locked up how will the rest of the Muppets bust him out for the opening act of the upcoming Muppets sequel?

Source: THR