As I’m sure we’re all aware, 2015 is going to be a big year for new movies in various film franchises. Avengers: Age of Ultron, Mad Max: Fury Road, and Jurassic World all will be making appearances next year, among other movies, making it a good year to go to the movies. While some, like Mad Max, had a presence at the recent SDCC, others, like Jurassic World, are only just now wrapping up.

Jurassic World director Colin Trevorrow took to Twitter to confirm that he’s finished principal shooting on the movie, which picks up right after the first Jurassic Park installment and follows the people running an actual dinosaur amusement park. Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard play the leads in the new movie.


The people of Screen Junkies brings us, as part of their Honest Trailers series, an honest trailer for Lord of the Rings.  I’m sure you can already imagine what some of the jokes might be.

Let me give you a hint.  One of the first things the narrator says is, “When an evil vagina opens…” and they later go on to talk about Brokeback Mount Doom.  Yep.  It’s hilariously good and definitely worth watching.

Also, I had no idea Lindsay Lohan was in this series.  Really.  Now you have to watch it.  Hit the jump!


I think that the above picture is the most hilarious picture in this whole photo series. They’re all really funny, but that one had my fuckin’ dying with laughter.

Sacha Goldberger created a friend for Darth Vader.  I’d like to introduce to y’all the superhero grandpa, Dark Papouka!  They both really look like social outcasts who only have each other.  The photographs are all really well done, and they’re super funny.  Darth Vader shaving is pretty damn hilarious.

Hit the jump to see the Dark Lord of the Sith get all chummy with his grandfather (you’ll get the joke when you see the pictures)!


Cracked.com unequivocally proves that The Justice League make for fuckin’ shitty bosses. This is primarily because, according to Cracked’s representation of them, they’re goddamn stupid and can’t see beyond their own asses (or their dicks, rather). And, so, you really don’t want to get in on the action under their direction or tutelage.

Anyway, the entire point is that it’s all a joke. Obviously. And Cracked does a pretty fuckin’ hilarious job with it. Watch them strike fear into the hearts of men… from a bubble bath!

Source: Cracked


That Spider-Man Musical in New York has been a whipping-post for negativity and snark remarks. Rightly so, it’s stupid and it sucks (scathing reviews, countless accidents, re-writes and creative changes galore prove it). It needs to DIE! Or, they should just let the boys from size fourteen entertainment take a crack at it. At-least they know what their doing.

On the heels of their Conan, Terminator 2, Total Recall and Commando masterpieces, the Kaplan boys are going out with their final Schwarzenegger Musical. With the toe-tapping, Predator-trapping ditty “If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It.”

I have been humming this all day. IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT! This needs to happen. On Broadway. NOW.

There is so much good Arnie material left! It’s a shame this is going to the last vid in the Schwarzenegger cycle.

500x_betty-whiteOh goodness, Betty White. Is there a more fair, sexy, intellegent, sexy, funny, or sexy woman? I think not. In her hilarious visit to The Late Show with Craig Ferguson she discusses some of the Ipad’s better features. And her raging alcoholism?.. Just kidding, that wasn’t a question, she totally does. As well as throwing a few low blows to Toyota and Craig Ferguson. I just love saucy old women.. I don’t even know what that meant. I’m a little distracted. There’s a Golden Girls marathon on and typing with one hand is destroying my focus. I have to start pacing myself if I’m going to hold up through the marathon. Well, enough talk of my shameful masterbation rituals. Please enjoy!