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Theft is a crime that can be done in a variety of ways, from simple shoplifting to grand theft auto. It all depends on how you do it. Robbing a store in the middle of the day can be tough, there’s witnesses and cameras everywhere, you’re going to get caught. Now, what if you decided to go all ‘Dig-Dug’ and tunnel your way under the store, is it possible to get away. Any way you slice it committing a crime is stupid, this is just one for the hall of fame.

Who was this crawling criminal?

Tennessee resident Steven Archer (NOT pictured above) was arrested last Thursday for not only breaking into a vacant building, but using it as a base to tunnel his way into the GameStop next door. With all the ways in the world to rob a store and he goes with the one plan that sounds like a bad sequel to The Ladykillers. Although he did get caught he didn’t just dig through the floor and get arrested, he did get away with $300 and more than $5,300 in games and electronics. Nearly $6,000 pulling a Wile E. Coyote style scheme and he almost got away with it.

And he thought nobody would notice the hole in the floor.

Via: Geekosystem


Editors Note: Moments after this article was posted SlashFilm reports that Megan Fox’s camp is now saying “.. it was her decision to pull out of the Transformers franchise, and she wishes them the best.”  Yes, because that’s a lucrative career move. Sounds more like damage control to us…

The first rule in Hollywood? Don’t bite the hand that feeds you, dumbass.  After bashing Director Micheal Bay last year..the man who made her famous he’s reportedly given ol’ big toe thumbs the boot. For those of you not sure why he would do that let me refresh you on her infamous quote from an interview last year.

“God, I really wish I could go loose on this one. He’s like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he’s not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he’s so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all.”

You’re a fucking moron. Paramount reportedly decided not to renew Megan’s contract for Transformers 3, but left the final decision up the Hitler. Bay’s “people” say that “He’ll be giving Shia (LeBeouf) a new love interest because it makes more sense for the story.” Riiiight. Any guesses on how long until she’s in porn?