The holidays are a magical time of year where togetherness, peace and love come together …. unless, of course, you’re in the middle of a frackin’ zombie apocalypse!
But, how can you still celebrate this most joyous of times with the undead clamoring to eat your delicious cranberry sauce and turkey with all the trimmings (meaning your brains and juicy flesh … work with me here). Well, worry no more!
Rileah Vanderbilt, Michele Boyd, Milynn Sarley and Clare Grant from Team Unicorn have created an video is the guise of a 40’s black and white instructional video, which is embedded below, to show you how to protect you and your loved ones during this holiday season.
Remember those old Sex Ed videos you had to watch in the 5th grade? Or the Puberty videos in the 6th? Those videos are based on actual classes from the 1940’s and 50’s finishing school lessons. The reason being, to be a gentlemen or a lady and the videos to be a way that parents could avoid teaching their children about the birds and bees. To spare themselves the embarrassment while us kids squirmed uncomfortably among our peers. This video shows one of the greatest professors of our time, Dr. Jones, explaining and acting out perfect table manners. You now will always know what to do when a gun is pulled on you in a classy 5 star restaurant.
Batman is a giver. This isn’t news, considering he’s saved the citizens of Gotham City like a buttload of times. But his giving isn’t limited just to superheroic deeds. No, he even has taken the time to film a handful of helpful how-to videos.
It’s not as weird as you think. Think about it; the guy has to do something during the daylight hours.
In this particular video, the Caped Crusader drops some knowledge on how to order food at the fast-food drive-through, step by step. And because he needs to stay in the best crimefighting shape, he orders a Diet Coke with his combo meal.
Check out his How-To Batman channel on YouTube; you’ll find out how to do all kinds of things.