Jabba The Hutt


Throughout the original Star Wars Trilogy, Han Solo had the looming threat of Jabba The Hutt looming over his head. Because he owed money to the intergalactic gangster, he was always one second away from abandoning the Rebellion so that he could remain in hiding. Jabba dispatched bounty hunter Boba Fett after him and when finally caught, Han was captured and frozen in carbonite, needing Luke and the gang to rescue him in Return of the Jedi. When we finally met him, he was a larger than life (and disgusting) space slug that ran his own palace under his iron fist and was finally stopped by Leia. But, was he really a bad guy?


Moves Like Jabba – Stop Picking on that Poor Hutt

B-Siders over at Break.com just can’t leave a poor Hutt alone. Isn’t it enough that some Jedi wanna-be and his friends came and trashed Jabba’s place, killed his favorite Rancor house pet, ruined his pleasure barge, and choked him with his promise chain?

No one ever looks at it from Jabba’s point of view. Solo owed him money, if the story was on today’s television the repossession of the Millenium Falcon would have been filmed on the reality “Galactic Repo” show. Instead, poor “Jabba the Business Creature” is the bad guy. Let’s make fun of him and his disabilities.

Your all a bunch of Hutt bullies, Internet Hutt bullies!



Shame on you all!

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Jabba the Snowman!


(Article by nerdbastards contributor Mark Poynter, A.K.A Mordrun)

Jabba the Snowman, was a creepy slimy soul,
with a greasy tongue and a dripping nose,
and two eyes as black as coal,
Jabba the Snowman is a fairy tale they say,
He was made of snow but the Jawas know
how he ruined their lives one day,
There must have been some force left in that
old Jedi they found.
For when they slipped it in Jabba’s mouth
he began to slither around.
Oh Jabba the Snowman
was alive as he could be,
and the Sandpeople screamed
as he laughed and flayed,
all the little ones he could see.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Jabba go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills of . . . sand

Picture compliments of Look at this Frakking Geekster .com

Lyrics by way of Mark Poynter

Merry Christmas!


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