Jackass

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This time on The BastardCast, Jere… screw it. BATMAN FEVER! Ben Affleck is the latest actor to put on the cowl and Jeremy and Jason have armed themselves against the imposing waves of nerd hate to talk about the good, the bad, and the unknown regarding Warner Bros. shocking choice.

That’s not all! There’s other stuff to discuss like Sylvester Stallone’s possible Rambo return, the way that Mel Gibson may be curling his way back to legitimacy, a cell phone that goes up your butt (no, it’s not the platinum iPhone), and a robot stand-up comedian.

More? Fine! Jason yells about Steven Moffat’s comments about the Doctor’s regeneration limit, Katee Sackhoff wants to play Harley Quinn and Mark Wahlberg wants to play Iron Man, and a Canadian dentist wants to play God thanks to his pricey purchase of a John Lennon tooth and advances in Mammoth cloning.

We’ve also got Jason drooling all over The World’s End, Simon Pegg getting lippy about Star Trek fans, Sean Connery’s sad cinematic death, and for some reason, Jason adopts a Scottish accent for the last 7 minutes of the show.

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Jackass for Girls

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As one of the few girly bastards that write for us, I thought I’d put up something for the other geeky girls out there.  However, I think guys will enjoy this as well.  CollegeHumor recently gave us a super funny video called, Jackass for GIrls.  What’s particularly funny about this is how average but nonetheless gross the events that take place in the video are.  As a woman, I gotta say the one that really got me was shaving without water and shaving cream!   And for the guys out there, the lead girl is pretty cute.  Hope you guys find this as outrageously funny as I did!

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Source: CollegeHumor

Top 7 Movies To Watch While Baked

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So you’re stoned. Now what? You’ve already watched Tom and Jerry (although that never gets old) and now you’re ready for something a little bit more hilarious. What extremely stupid, moronic, absolutely pee-in-your-pants funny movie should you watch? Well, depending on everyone’s styles, this following list is going to differ. However, I am going to give you my Top 7 recommendations. And please, by all means, let me know what you think about these choices and please add some suggestions as well. So here they are…and in NO PARTICULAR ORDER……..

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