Jason voorhies

Freddy Vs Jason Vs Ash: The Fan Film Edition

When people get sick of waiting for a sequel that’s never going to happen, they start to get downright desperate. Fans will do anything to see a another movie for a franchise that’s been dead in the water for years, anything from writing their own scripts to even holding protests for them. Trent Duncan on the other hand decided to go a different route, bypassed the studio big leagues and made his own kick ass fan film for Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash.

Blending just the right amount of blood, babes and cheese into the film industries’ most underrated threesome next to the Austin Powers series. We know; Freddy and Jason don’t look half as scary as their big-budget brothers but the film was made with next to nothing, I’d like to see you pull this off on a weekend. Someone please hire Trent to make a fully fleshed out version of this movie, it’d be a dream come true. Sorry, couldn’t resist.

Here’s a look at the plot:
Sisters Lucy (Maddie Bright) and Holly (Ashley Brooke) are stranded with their friend Danielle (Erica Lea Shelton) on the roadside as Freddy Krueger (Danny Zetwo) and Jason Voorhees (Cheyenne Hess) team up to hunt and manipulate the stranded ladies in order to transport Ash Williams (Adam Henrickon) back to this world and seek their ultimate revenge.

Judging by that ending we could see a possible follow-up to this fan made marvel someday and that’ll be a treat even the king himself would enjoy.

Via: You Bent My Wookie

Jason'sMachete

Next in line in my crazed obsession with movie weapon replica’s comes a bloody, junky piece worthy of a mass murderer… The machete of Jason Voorhies from the new Friday the 13th reboot. From the Lord of the Rings weapons to the Star Wars Lightsabres all the way to 300‘s full battle attire, the big people have found a way to make a little extra cash off these films.

This is the weapon of choice for our Hockey masked hero, from a straight shot up to the hilt, to a nice “Thunk” into a kid’s cranium. It was also the weapon used to decapitate his deranged mama. Described by BUDK with a great and immediate description “Each blade is aged to appear rusted and bloody“. Can we ask for anything more??? Actually we can….

I am making a hypothesis that we will get the full movie quality Nightmare On Elm Street glove of Freddy Krueger. To coincide with the reboot of the original, they gave the glove a little retooling and tweaking for the the new film, so selling a replica glove will be a fanboy’s dream…Something dangerous to do around Elm Street. All the gloves available now are handmade fanfare or plastic, even some with false edges, so i am making a NerdBastard’s gentleman’s bet.

But it all begins here with the release of the the Friday the 13th Machete. A great step in the right direction for horror fans as well as avid movie rep collectors (like myself).