Joerg Sprave

Let’s not fool ourselves, at some point the dead will rise and you will have to defend yourself. This is where master rubber band based weapon builder  comes in. His latest undead dispatcher is a sheer work of genius.  Sling shot for range attacks, brain spike if you want to get in close and personal and that’s not all, it also comes fully equipped with a zombie skull ejection system! Gone are the days of clumsily trying to dislodge the brain pan of a cannibalistic corpse.

Seriously, can we get this guy a late night infomercial, these babies would sell like hot cakes. Hot cakes that kill.

Let Joerg show you more after the jump.

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I don’t like the look Cobbes is giving me in this image. Don’t like it at all. (Fashionably Geek)

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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

That’s right, ladies. Vader’s got himself a whole new, sexy, ride. Forget those TIE fighters, it’s an Ariel Atom high performance sports car all the way. (Geek Tyrant)

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