Looks like Michael Bay has pulled a “James Earl Jones” by casting Johnny Knoxville and Tony Schaloub to voice Leonardo and Splinter in the upcoming reboot of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. What other character voices might be swapped? (more…)
This time on The BastardCast, Jere… screw it. BATMAN FEVER! Ben Affleck is the latest actor to put on the cowl and Jeremy and Jason have armed themselves against the imposing waves of nerd hate to talk about the good, the bad, and the unknown regarding Warner Bros. shocking choice.
That’s not all! There’s other stuff to discuss like Sylvester Stallone’s possible Rambo return, the way that Mel Gibson may be curling his way back to legitimacy, a cell phone that goes up your butt (no, it’s not the platinum iPhone), and a robot stand-up comedian.
More? Fine! Jason yells about Steven Moffat’s comments about the Doctor’s regeneration limit, Katee Sackhoff wants to play Harley Quinn and Mark Wahlberg wants to play Iron Man, and a Canadian dentist wants to play God thanks to his pricey purchase of a John Lennon tooth and advances in Mammoth cloning.
We’ve also got Jason drooling all over The World’s End, Simon Pegg getting lippy about Star Trek fans, Sean Connery’s sad cinematic death, and for some reason, Jason adopts a Scottish accent for the last 7 minutes of the show.
You do not screw with the Governator on his day off. The new red band trailer for Kim Jee-woon’s badass action flick, The Last Stand, is out with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Johnny Knoxville teaming up to stop a madman who is speeding toward the US/Mexican border on the run from the law.
Written by Andrew Knauerand Jeffrey Nachmanoff, this new trailer features a ton of fresh car chases, Arnold scowls, and the beginning of a tense fight seen on a bridge. Who will triumph? Probably Arnold, but I for one can’t wait to see how he, Knoxville, Siff (Thor‘s Jamie Alexander), and Greendale Community College alumnus Luis Guzman take out the trash.
Check out the official synopsis for The Last Stand and the red band trailer (assuming you’re of age, junior) after the jump.
Every time I see one of these guys get hit in a crippling way, it doesn’t make me sick or laugh wildly , yet I’m strangely and I believe grossly transfixed. As if to say to myself, ‘that would kill you’. But, the way the Jackass crew laugh like psychos when one of their bros gets knocked the fuck out, make you wonder if it hurts less then it looks.Then you realize that Johnny Knoxville has to insert a catheter into his (FILL IN THE BLANK) twice a day to keep it open from scar tissue. But, you know what? If I had money to blow, no shame and a high tolerance for pain I’d make a fun-filled crazy movie with my friends too.
The newly released trailer promises more of the same stunts and shenanigans we’ve come to expect from the Jackass crew. Check it out below. Watch the very last clip-its shocking.