Jor-EL

Here he is in all his glory, Russel Crowe as Jor-EL, father of Superman. This NerdBastard is digging the metal shoulders and crest chest piece. Notice that he is wearing the blue body suit that looks a lot like what Superman-Man of Steel is going to be wearing.

Wait a minute…

 

Superman is going to be running around in his Kryptonian UNDERWEAR the entire movie! Oh the delightfully scandalous blue tights is really just a Kryptonian Spanx suit! What do you think about this get-up?

Via: /Film 

Variety‘s reporting Christopher Nolan, overseer of the upcoming Zack Snyder-directed Man of Steel, may have found Superman’s daddy is the Aussie, Russell Crowe. The casting of Jor-El has been a long time coming and its seems Nolan is taking the ‘cast a big name’ route when it comes to the senior, um, El. Marlon Brando famously portrayed the role in Richard Donner’s Superman and even made an appearance from beyond the grave in Bryan Singer’s Superman Returns. Well, damn, why didn’t they just bring Brando back again!?

If cast, Crowe will join Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Kevin Costner, Diane Lane and Michael Shannon in the super cast. Production is set to begin next month so expect this rumor to either be confirmed or denied very soon. But what do you think of this final bit of casting for Man of Steel? Is Crowe a good fit for Jor-El? His role, I’m sure, will be minor but the character of Superman’s biological father and later mentor is a key part of the Superman mythos, so, uh, don’t fuck it up, Nolan, Snyder and co.

I’m eagerly awaiting is the casting of Krypto. He’s in this flick, right? What? Probably not! Son of a –!

source: Variety

The Superman Christmas Carol, “Jor-El, Jor-El”

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I have a passionate hatred for Holiday music as much as the next guy, but I couldn’t rob you of this cute, comic book related twist on a Christmas carol.

Michelle Osorio is dreaming of a Kryptonian Christmas, with her own take on the Christmas carol “Noel,” which has been rechristened “Jor-El.

Umm, BOOBS or GTFO! Seriously, Michelle, we can see that you have some big fun bags hanging below the screen. Don’t try distracting us with your cute nerdy Christmas concept. Get ya tits out!

In all seriousness, this was pretty good. Thank you for creating this geektacular, seasonal, 2:45 of bliss.

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