Kim Kardashian

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Join Zach Lawrence, Christine Foley, Blake Stevenson, and Luke Gallagher of the Nerd Bastardcast’s 10th episode! Shit Son! So, here is an extra long episode for everyone.

We can’t quit Prince of Persia, Dennis Hopper gone at 74 (and Gary Coleman is gone too), Boy sykes out a moose with WOW skills, MTV movie awards entertaining? Kim Kardashian as Lara Croft? and the new Harry Potter movie is probably gonna suck.

So kiss a dirty british man and drop your pants at your local day care….

Raw, dirty, gritty and nerdy we are the inglorious nerd bastards.

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Movie Rumor: Kim Kardashian As Lara Croft

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While video game films has its ups and downs, the first Tomb Raider movie wasn’t that bad since we did get to see Angelina Jolie’s side boob and shower scene. Well, the movie folks believe that the Tomb Raider movie franchise needs a reboot (while the video game franchise has gone through a number of them), they wanted a younger actress to portray Lara since they believe Jolie may be a bit too old for the role. The big rumor that is going around so far is that Kim Kardashian is in talks for the young Lara Croft role.

While her dad was famous for his role in OJ Simpson trials, she is pretty much famous for just getting her pictures taken seeing that her BIG asset is her ass. Also, she makes money by saying some product on her Twitter account and gets paid big cash for it. She does have a “special tape” out on the internets but to be honest, it’s boring, dry, and it has Ray J. Anyway, what do you guys think? Do you think this would give the Tomb Raider films a new light since Lara Croft and Kim Kardashian are sex symbols to certain audience or will this just ruin the franchise some more?

Source: Kotaku

Amazing Celeb Anagrams

I remember when I was a young Bastard Nerd watching the Simpson’s when Lisa goes batshit crazy over another girl in her class being better than her at everything! And her and her father play the anagram game, where they take the names of celebrities and change them around and Lisa can’t keep up…Back when the Simpsons were good…Before the dark times…Before the Empire…How did my father die?…A young Jedi named Darth Vader-

Sorry!!!! I have digressed because I have adult ADHD…Here is a list of Celebs with hilarious and often clever anagrams of their names. Did you know that Kim Kardashian is A Kind Shark?…….We All Did!!!! Hit the jump for more! (more…)