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Every Koopa Has Their Day

koopa(Post by nerdbastards contributor Nick Bungay- Twitter @NickBungay)

Everytime you played ‘Super Mario’ it was always a pleasure to jump on those little green and red Koopa shells. Pisses of the Koopas to no end but hey, points are worth way more then hurting feelings (remember: sticks and stones). Now what would happen if the suspenders were on the other pair of pants? Well, thanks to Dorkly we all get to see the ‘powered up’ ego of one Koopa as his Goomba buddies shell him on.

See what happens when you get cocky? Even with star power you can still suck the big Pokey.

Via: Dorkly