LOLCATS

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: This full Predator body paint is awesome and all, but it disturbs me. All I can think is how unfortunate it would be to have sex with a female Predator. I’m assuming Predator pussies have teeth. So getting oral from one of these gals would definitely be toothy, come on, it’s unavoidable. [ObviousWinner]

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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

NOTHING if SOPA & PIPA aren’t stopped. If these controversial pieces of legislation were to pass you could say goodbye to amusing collections of funny shit on the internet, like Nerdy Bits.

Above: The Joy of Tech illustrate the internet blackout of 2012, happening today in protest of the damaging legislation SOPA and PIPA. And while yes, the blackout could help get you laid, you won’t be able visit many of your favorite sites. Here’s a list of websites currently blacked out in protest. (Laughing Squid)

Don’t know what SOPA , or it’s sibling PIPA, are? Let’s educate! What is SOPA? by Gizmodo gives a great and easy to understand explanation. But so does this animated clip from The Oatmeal, and it involves jet skis and koala/goat love, making it much more amusing.

Do your part to stop SOPA and PIPA. As of now SOPA has been shelved, but it’s not dead, it could rear its ugly head again. PIPA, it’s Senate counterpart is still going strong. Call your senator and tell them you want to keep the internet a cool, hip place where we can laugh at Arnold Schwarzenegger parodies and Skyrim memes until we too take an arrow in the knee.

Please guys, do it for the LOLcats.

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A Long Time Ago In A Fuzzy Wuzzy Cutey Far Far Away

 

Today, Lucasfilm and Fox Home Entertainment released Star Wars: The Complete Saga on Blu-ray. After weeks of internet based nerd rage, we will finally have it in our sweating cheetos dusted hands. I hate you George Lucas, I hate you for what you have done.

This, however is not a post about that. This is a post about healing and celebrating the Holy Trilogy the only way I know how. With KITTIES!

Youtuber FinalCutKing has released the 2nd in what I hope will at least be a trilogy, (if you haven’t seen the first one, its HERE). Jedi Kittens Strike Back:

 You are powerless against a X-wing and Tie Fightin’ kittens.

You’ve really got to hand it to the dude, its got the awww and awe factor and the special effects work out great. Man, I really hope he is happy with the special effects, I don’t want to be back here ten years from now bitching about Jedi Kittens: Special Edition.

Mr. Mittens Shot First!

*EDITORS NOTE: This above post was writter by Nerd Bastard contributor Jeremy j! Hudson.

Image of the Day: I am Batman! (LOLCat)

“Because he's the hero that Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now…and so we'll hunt him…because he can take it…because he's not a hero…he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector…the Dark Knight.

“Because he's the hero that Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now…and so we'll hunt him…because he can take it…because he's not a hero…he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector…the Dark Knight.

Not that the LOLCat phenomenon needs explanation, but for those unfamiliar with this murky world, it involves a photo of a cat with superimposed type representing what the cat is thinking. (And yes, it’s a combination of ‘Laugh Out Loud’ and ‘cat’.) a bizarre mash-up of baby-talk and the creative typing make it the cutest and damn near most addictive Meme.

Now, what happens when you cross Lolcats — with the Batman? Well, probably the same thing you get when you cross a cat with Catwoman (which…that’s just F’N Bizarre). There really are no words for this. No, really. NO CAPTIONS. Just the cold dead stare of a cat that is not amused.

I have no idea how you make a cat sit still for this long enough. Unless, of course there was the promise of cheesburgers. Only Adam Rudegeair, truly knows.

For you PETA punks out there that think this is some form of animal abuse y’all need to ask yourself:

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Street Fighter Cats

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This one is for all you cat-loving geeks and gamers out there. Adding the music from Street Fighter to a video  of two cats fighting proves anything can be epic with the right soundtrack. It’s 48 seconds of pure awesomeness and LOL. Also note that the orange cat finishes the fight with Guile’s signature flash kick.