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Been out in the dating world recently? Yeah, kind of hard isn’t it? And you don’t have to tell me that those speed dating events they have at cons now are getting you no where. Indeed it seems that all the good nerds are taken.

Or are they?

If you love Star Trek and are currently longing in the love department, click your browser over to Trekkie Dating, where you can “Live Love and Prosper.” (I know. I read that too. Here’s some music.)

“A dating community that is light years ahead of others,” the website declares. “Find like-minded friends, romance, & convention dates with other Trekkies TODAY!”

Anyone can create an account for free and browse other users, but if you want to cross the final frontier and make first contact, you have to pay a subscription fee to set up dates and talk to other members.

So what do we think, Bastards? Brilliant innovation for the socially awkward, or one more dating site that isn’t going to find you the nerd girl of your dreams? Sound off below.

Source: Blastr

Speak Up: Jim Carrey’s Love Letter to Emma Stone as Read by His Ass

The ever so creepy and way meth-facey, Jim Carrey (Dumb and Dumber) recorded a personalized video message to actress Emma Stone (The Help, The Amazing Spider-Man) and posted it to the Internet. Sounds harmless enough, but the Canadian actor ups the iggy factor. Not only does he confess his love for the red headed wonder, but he admits that if not for their 27 year age difference, he’d  bang the shit out of her.

I think this happens to some guys, where they don’t realize that they are now the creepy old dude and it is completely inappropriate to even look in the direction of a lady under 30. Jim, you’re that dude now.

Anyway, Jim later reported that the video was intended to be a joke (Yea right!) but the real joke came from the magic of the internet. Thanks to Jeremy Hyler and his youtube page  he ingeniously turns the video from creepy to internet gold. Blending the audio from Jim’s love confession with ass talk video from Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Jeremy created the perfect way to say “I love you”.

 

Via: Film Drunk

godzilla-haikuHow do we always end up pushing away the things we want closest to us, or shoot a scorching beam of energy right into it? We become entangled in the power-lines of the heart. You get the point now, hopefully. This picture featuring the most epic and applicable haiku for Godzilla is pure gold. Now all I need is some sad, reflective piano music. It’s weird because I actually feel really bad for Godzilla. He’s got it bad over in Japan.. Sure, he destroyed their cities at first, but then he protected them from all types of monsters and shit. But they still fear him and he can’t leave because he loves their architecture. I guess. I think he’s looking at a specific building, if not then he loves the landscape,  and if not again he loves all the asian girls and what they’re willing to do. ENJOY!

Source: Geekadelphia