Reese Witherspoon

I’m sorry I couldn’t find a picture with cleavage. I know that is important. I have failed you.

Reese Witherspoon, aka that actress who you despise because of Sweet Home Alabama and Legally Blonde, but who you used to sorta dig because of her appearance in Election and the virgin heat she put off in Intolerable Cruelty, has been arrested in Georgia for some stuff.

She did the alleged stuff allegedly when her husband was arrested for an alleged DUI. The stuff she did reportedly included asking the cop if he knew her name, but this shit is all alleged, so keep that in mind.

This part wasn’t in the report that I didn’t read because Game of Thrones was on last night and it was fucking awesome, but I assume she then asked if he liked Water for Elephants and that she then became irate when the cop was like, “What the fuck is that?” and she was like: “It’s this period drama about a circus and some shit. It had me in it and the kid from Twilight — no, the other kid, the one who can sorta act. It won a fucking People’s Choice award. How do you not fucking know that!?!?!”

Yeah, I can totally see it going down like that.

Fun fact: Witherspoon used to be married to Ryan Phillipee (who is not the guy who allegedly drove drunk). He is famous for a sorta gruff sorta New York accent even though his Wikipedia page says he is from Delaware. Wikipedia is fucking awesome. Philipee was also in MacGruber, which was also fucking awesome.

Reese Witherspoon

Anyway, Witherspoon is sorry for the stuff she did and she released a statement through her publicist. Here is that statement:

Out of respect for the ongoing legal situation, I cannot comment on everything that is being reported right now. But I do want to say, I clearly had one drink too many and I am deeply embarra…

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK, I don’t care. Do you care? I’ve heard people ask a variation of the “Do you know who I am” thing when their debit card gets declined or some poor, sad, bastard gets their order wrong. It’s a thing people say. Big fucking deal, Tracy Flick isn’t perfect.

Fuck this story, here’s a picture of Nick Nolte’s mugshot.

Reese Witherspoon

So, do you Nerd Bastards and Bitches (is that a thing we’re doing? I don’t feel like that’s okay.) have an opinion about this? I don’t fucking care about that either.

Source: Space Ghost, EW, Yo Mama




Hope y’all enjoyed your Labor Day weekend as once again it’s a Tuesday and as always, NerdBastards got you covered with the weekly DVD Tuesday feature. We list what was released and recommend if the movie is either a BUY, RENT, or PASS. Not much came out in the new movie section but we do have a freaking stacked list of Old Movies are New Again. Also, the TV Show DVD section got quite the releases this week so check that out.¬†Unfortunately, both the Anime Pick and the LOL/WTF Release is taking a break this week. So what are you waiting for, check after the jump to see was released and see if there is something you want!


SNL’s MacGruber Trailer

Is this Ok? Seeing Legion the other night I was delighted and terrified at the same time to see SNL’s 30 sec sketch phenom MacGruber starring Will Forte is being made into a full length movie. See why I’m happy and scared? A Night at the Roxbury, Superstar, Coneheads, It’s Pat…All SNL Brand movies have moderate to minimum success usually, so when its not even a full 4 minute sketch but a film made off of 30 second sketch, it makes it even riskier… I will say though, the quality of this trailer is pretty good, it looks funny and has a lot of recognizable faces, especially WWE Superstars. But a full film?…..Yikes…Roll the dice.