Mario Brothers

Each and every week we scour the internet for nothing but the best in nerd based art. We leave no digital stone unturned, we poke and prod every net based nook and cranny. Why? Because we love you, and we love to bring you weekly Nerd Art Dumps.

ABOVE: What’s more American then the Fourth of July, apple pie and yearly hot dog eating competitions? Not much, until Daniel Acuna America’s baddest senior Clint Eastwood dressed as Uncle Sam moments before delivering his own brand of old glory justice. Just needs a little more monster truck and you’ve got the next promotional poster for the USA. [Geek Tyrant]

Hit the jump for the Walking Dead, tag teaming Mario Brothers and MOAR!


Think you have the nerdiest room in the universe?  (See above picture…that room is made of awesome and win.)  You clearly do not, if you don’t have every single piece of furniture we’re about to list out for you, as well as including a picture and describing each item for you.  Don’t say Nerdbastards never did anything for you, kids.  Here is the top ten awesomest pieces of nerd furniture we could find, submitted for your approval.



It must not be easy being the plumber brothers that save the princess from the same bad guys over and over again.

But what if things took a grittier and more realistic route? What if Luigi returned and tried to have a normal life in the real world, away from the insanity of the Mushroom Kingdom?

The user MF_Doom on Spaceghetto (a website for artists to share their works) decided to show us exactly what would happen to the world-famous Mario Brothers if they tried to be normal like everyone else, and it is amazing. If this guy used this idea and drew a graphic novel or comic book about it … I would buy it in a heartbeat!

For the full comic, you can visit the website here, or check it out below.



(Post by nerdbastards contributor Melissa Fouch Machowski)

Nerds may be known for wearing lots of logo shirts (they’re free afterall), high waters, pocket protectors and generally UN-stylish wardrobes. But I’m sorry, there has been an evolution, no, Revolution in nerd style. A whole lot of bad-ass artisans have been busy in their workshops cranking out some pretty cool accessories for nerds. Here’s a few favorite picks for the Gamers in the crowd. (Pictured Above: Mario Brothers Cuff Links)


trekcake(Post by nerdbastards contributor Melissa Fouch Machowski)

Combing the web, I have discovered a wealth of sweets and treats to delight nerds everywhere this holiday season. Some professional, some amateur, some impressive, some depressive…please enjoy these ten carefully selected samples of Geek Treats for the Holidays.

1. Super Mario Gingerbread Holiday Thingy — Kudos to this Master of Gingerbread for the difficulty they must have encountered creating this little masterpiece.

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Do you think Toad from Mario Brothers is the man? Well I’m sorry to have to tell you this but the scurvy son of a bitch has been flipping you off for the last 25 years. It’s true! In the oldschool Super Mario Brothers game you work your way thru the Mushroom Kingdom in search of Princess Peach. At the end of each of the first 7 castles you are told by Toad, the castle Rep. that the princess is not there. For your troubles this limey bastard leaves you with the double finger salute.  Don’t believe me? Check out the pic below.

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This is not a shopped job, just a zoomed in look at the 8 bit sprite. Yep, what an A-hole!

source via sodahead