Michael Jackson

This beauty of an internet video hails from the only land so perfectly crazy to imagine it, Japan. It’s the highest quality of internet video too, the animation is really damn good and it’s why this absurdity works. If our favorite Autobots are going to dance around to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” at least have them dance well. You’ll want to check this video out, consider it a treat to begin your weekend.

One thing will nag at any true Transformer fan, though. Hot Rod, sorry, Rodimus Prime is the lead dancer and singer. Whaaa? I think we can all agree Optimus Prime is the true leader of the Autobots, dude even came back from the dead to reclaim the Matrix of leadership. Then again, this is from Japan, maybe the Transformers film in which Hot Rod becomes leader is more popular. The video includes other movie favorites, Perceptor and Ultra Magnus. Or Hot Rod could be taking a dive for Optimus. I can’t see the famed Autobot leader shaking his ass like a good pop singer. Note, Hot Rod does. A lot.

source: Topless Robot


Welcome gaming bastards to another edition of G.R.O.W. This is NerdBastards weekly video game release list where we give y’all a heads up on what was released for the consoles and PC. We also cover downloadable titles as well.

Tomorrow, we a got beautiful game coming out that will probably be overlooked and a remake of a SEGA Genesis franchise that is looking bloody good. Also, on Wednesday, PS3 fanboys will FINALLY get their hands on a driving-sim game that has been delayed many times.  So what are y’all waiting for? Check after the jump to see if there is anything coming out that will make your wallets cry!

Also, a quick side comment: Really Nintendo? A F*(#!^G Silly Bandz game!?! Really?!?



Regardless of what you thought about the man and his personal life, the man knew how to make music and for me, Thriller was the music video that made me a fan of Michael Jackson when I was young.

It seems that Fox 2000, Lionsgate, and Summit Entertainment wants to make a feature film based on the music video. It seems that Kenny Ortega (High School Musical franchise, Michael Jackson’s This Is It) will be set to direct it while Jeremy Garelick (The Hangover, The Break-Up) will be writing the screenplay for the project.

While the music video is pretty much set up as a short film, do we really want a full feature length film of Thriller without Michael? Do any of y’all want Thriller movie or is the music video fine as it is? Tell us what you think by leaving a comment and check out the Thriller music video posted below.

Source: GeekTyant

WTF!?! A Michael Jackson MMO


Couple months ago, Ubisoft announced Michael Jackson: The Experience and many just shrugged it off as it was a music/dance game and not a Pedobear game. Move forward to now, we get another MJ video game announcement in the form of Planet Michael. SEE Virtual Worlds is developing the free to play (but will have MANY transactions to “enhance” your gameplay) MMO game and this is how they describe the “ultimate Michael Jackson online game:”

[Planet Michael] will be an immersive virtual space themed after iconic visuals drawn from Michael’s music, his life and the global issues that concerned him. Entire continents will be created that will celebrate Michael’s unique genius in a way that underscores his place as the greatest artist of all time. Michael’s longtime fans will feel at home as they find themselves in places that seem familiar and yet unknown at the same time, and new generations will discover and experience Michael’s life in a way never before imagined. At its core, Planet Michael is a massive social gaming experience that will allow everyone, from the hardcore fan to the novice, to connect and engage in collaborative in-game activities with people worldwide.

While it does seem they have good intentions for the game it still feels like they are exploiting the musician’s death. Y’all could say whatever you want or feel about Michael Jackson, but the man made Thriller. What do y’all think about this game? Is this an MMO you would like to check out? Do you want to connect with other Jackson fans around the world? Or do you have no interest at all? Tell us what you think by leaving a comment.

Source: GammaSquad, CrunchGear

Michael Jackson, despite all the bad press before he passed away, was a musical icon. The music he made transcended generations, and his moves inspired millions to do the same.

Sonic the Hedgehog, despite all the bad video games recently, is a video game icon. For a while, he was the most recognizable mascot, surpassing both Mario and Mickey Mouse.

So, it seems only natural that someone would combine both of them into a mash-up video.

By taking the music video for Jackson’s song, Smooth Criminal, and overlaying it with Sonic synthesizer music, you get a very interesting video that brings back fond memories of the old Sega Genesis.

Check out the video below.


It has always been, in my opinion one of the most stupid and ass brained reversals in the history of cinema. Like an Irish whip in Wrestling that your opponent didn’t here you whisper, it is an awkward and “stumbly” representation of what should’ve been a smooth transition with technology the way it was at the time. But alas…One of my favorite scenes in movie history was carved up like an ivory skinned, nekkid chick in Eli Roth’s Hostel, and I couldn’t have been more disappointed. What an intro you might think. A tad long winded perhaps? Not so. A big deal to a NerdBastard, and a debate that, while it may bring you to your knees in aggravation, is a clean cut argument.

Who fired first, Han Solo or Greedo?…With a twist.


This is it! The Official Trailer of what has got to be the most depressing movie to come out this year. The footage seen in the trailer is alot of what has already been previewed in the last few months. Nonetheless it still induces chills with a hint of melancholy just below the surface, because we all know deep in our hearts and on the edges of our excitment that….This was it…

Oct. 28 2009 release

A new development in the Michael Jackson death are….. developing, and let me just say, this is better than reality TV! Another British paper is reporting from blind sources that Macaulay Culkin may be the doner father of Blanket Jackson! The 29 year old actor’s reps have denied this claim calling it absurd. I hope its not true, but with all the information thats been pouring forth, if I heard it was true, it wouldn’t shock me…This is like the Lord of the Rings….an epic saga!

Michael Jackson: Coolest Perv of All Time

Michael Jackson was apparently in talks with a private collector to buy nude photos of famous celebrities going all the way back to the 1920s, including those of Marilyn Monroe and Jayne Mansfield.  The collection was all never-before-seen nudes and included famous people outside of Hollywood.  Two of which: Bonnie Parker (Bonnie and Clyde) and Eva Braun (yes, THAT Eva Braun).

Says the collector, “”If you can think of their name and they’re famous, then they’re in the collection. I would say nobody in the last 65 years who is a female celebrity is not in the collection.”


What did MJ plan on doing with all of these racy photos?  He wanted to open a ‘NUDESEUM’ in Vegas.

Why did he have to die and bollocks it all up?!?  WHY GOD, WHY?!


via E! online