montage videos

Tom Selleck’s mustache has had a great career. Magnum P.I, Three Men and a Baby, Runaway, Quigley Down Under and, lets not forget a little gem called Three Men and a Little Lady. Hell, we could be here all day if I listed off every great movie that little lady pleasing cookie duster has been in.

Imagine if you will Hollywood’s greatest nose neighbor in more roles. Free from the body that turned down Raiders of the Lost Ark to stay on TV. (the internet rumor I just started says that the mustache had the deal signed, but Tom Selleck ruined it in the end) Ever wonder what a few classics would be like with a little more ‘stache?

Wonder no more. YouTube user Buchan39, who we can assume has the awesome power to record videos from alternate, more awesome universes, has made this montage.

That we can watch, after the jump:


Nic Cage Loses His Mind Repeatedly


30 Years is a long time. I know if I was locked into something for that long I’d be just as violently mental as Nicolas Cage in this great ensemble. Wait until the 1:20 second mark and you will feel serious pain through Cages moving and eloquent “FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!” That about sums up this mastered video. If I could get away with a scream of that magnitude, you would all know how I feel about the upcoming Holiday and Black Friday.